Score one for the short and thick ladies! I assume. I mean Karl knows that the “average” woman is both shorter and larger than 30 years ago, right?

This is why those Carl Jr commercials always disgusted me. I had a student who HATED anyone chewing with their mouths open and would openly wear ear plugs to her family dinners and lunch time. I admire that commitment.

Oh you FOR SURE wouldn’t want the house you found for that price...but it’s doable

Memphis! (I say that as a resident)

She took a dress and turned it into a fucking RECTANGLE. I feel rage thinking about it.

Get out of my head.

Further proof that there is a Simpsons quote or gif for EVERY occasion!

Great job and the only time I understand ALL the words she singing

5 simple words that state it perfectly.

Exactly. I love coming home and changing into pjs. It’s a home uniform!

I love pajamas to change into as loungewear, but it all comes off to go to sleep. Sleeping naked is the BEST

Mos Def said everything in 1999, it's just that no one was listening

Indeed

Here in Memphis we take a shot of whiskey and chase it with a shot of pickle juice. It is terrible.

Honestly, I think she does it because of the massive amounts of hate they receive. The more she can be out there, humanizing them, the better.

Absolutely. That happened with me and my ex and he ended up running into the arms of a girl 11 years younger than me because he HAD FEELINGS FOR and NONE FOR ME. That relationship didn't last. Men are idiots.

I love the "but I was honest!" card because clearly you never negated anything you said or made me crazy. Yay love! *sobbing*

Just understand that it happens to almost all of us, I KNOW it's happened to me. Also, wine. Wine is great.

When she made that man with a bunch of children by different women try and hold a dozen baby dolls in his arms I was laughing through TEARS. She's a glorious mess.

Exactly. Oh no! A campaign to teach people about not taking up too much space on a sidewalk? THE HORROR.