I think we know who "settled" in that pairing. Inner-city hottie? Gross.

I have an iphone, but sure! You can usually just download the mp3 straight from sites or listen on soundcloud for some podcasts, plus streaming etc :)

God, the Flophouse makes me CRY with laughter. Their whole skit of Yoda making an Olive Garden commercial is one of my favorite things of all time. Throwing Shade is hilarious and the best idea of what it is comes from their intro "I'm homosensual Brian Safi and Feminasty Erin Gibson and this is Throwing Shade where…

Thank you! It's a stupid fucking question. A lot of us have commutes and don't pay people to clean our homes so when I'm doing chores I'm all over Throwing Shade, The Read, Flophouse, etc...

For sure, but I'm just clamping onto the idea of it. I'm all about comfort for my clothing and I can't afford to buy much if anything, but I like the idea of creating an identity outside of your physicality, but using it as part of that identity.

I actually really appreciate her point of view because she speaks as an "ugly" woman. Whatever the standards of beauty or what you're personally attracted to, she is attractive to a a smaller segment of society than say, someone like Kate Upton. I love that she looks at fashion as a way to create what she wants and…

These people live near one of best friends and she's friends with them. She's been posting about this amazing thing they're doing. I just sent her this link with a HAHAHAHA. I hope she can see the humor.

I know it sounds malicious but I want her to experience horror and pain in a real way and have to experience it fully, not like the tourist she's been in play acting misery.

Oh you have reignited MY SEARING AND ALL CONSUMING RAGE FOR THIS MONSTER. I know she's sick, but I don't have any sympathy for her. NONE. I wish she could have had some real consequences for the pain that she caused. She's a disgusting person.

Ah yes, hello friend! I feel like I've hit a good place by being able to say "Thank you" when someone praises me, but more often than not if they say something is great I just sort of shrug and say "It's okay." Thanks for making me so humble, mom!

I'm STILL chuckling at his lines "I want to start over! I want to be a baby!" And also "There are butterscotches in my pocket, they just appeared!" He's the BEST

This is super easy to achieve, if you're in my family. Dad will tell you how awesome and talented you are, but Mom will be indifferent and emotionally abusive so then you'll grow up doubting any of your abilities and never really thinking you're too great at anything. Success!

This is just like the salamander I was told I couldn't take home on the plane with me and which I carried around in a cup CONSTANTLY one summer when I was 7 or 8. "HE'S MY BEST FRIEND AND HE LOVES ME." When I took him to the pond to let him go, he was not having my shit and swam for sweet sweet freedom

Bullshit. It only costs that much if YOU let it get out of control! No one puts a gun to your head and makes you get a huge venue or invite a lot of people.

It's always dumbfounded me. I don't give a shit how pretty you are, that's not a pass to be a terrible person and with all the stories? I can't even see her as anything but an ugly woman.

Oh, Naomi Campbell can fuck off. She's been an unrepentant asshole for the way too long now and a good smack back is exactly what she deserves. Also, everything we've heard about Rihanna is that she can handle herself, so she needs some other weak excuse to be violent.

I was just about to say, I taught science at an Orthodox Jewish high school and this wig would be given the side-eye. This is TV! Why can't it look better?!

He totally reminds me of Ira Glass, but with a better voice

Just doing pull ups in full Liberace mode whenever and wherever he can.

YES. When Hulu brings it up I'm always like "Oh yeah, I love that show!" and count me in as one of the weirdos oddly upset about his divorce.