It was absolutely a joke!

Agreed. I mean, is there a reason for the absolutely shitty tone of this article? He's always seemed nice, but because Jezebel writers are borderline fanatical about her, he's just some guy she broke up with. Plus, the weird dig on Kristen seems really unnecessary. Newsflash, people break up and it doesn't mean…

"The site that reported on the interview is actually a parody site. Once again, my confirmation bias has led me astray. Consider me fooled, and chastened."

But...but....the Trojan War was all Helen of Troy's fault! See? Bitches ruin everything. (sarcasm disclaimer)

Absolutely. I understand being frustrated or mentally making fun of someone that you think is stupid, but this entire article is leaving a bad taste in my mouth. Some people are dumb, that's a fact, but if they're kind or polite, then why make fun of them? It's petty and mean and ends up making you look worse. Some of…

What the hell? Okay, ONE MORE TIME I'm going to try and submit my comment:

I've submitted my comment more than once and it keeps not showing up...so once again into the fray!

I would add that the antibiotics are not just for weight gain, but that the animals absolutely get sick from their diets and the overall filthy conditions of factory farms in general.

Teenagers?

He needs to share his secret because he has aged, but he's done it SO WELL

Absolutely awful person and I have NO IDEA why people just ignore the vile things she says and tweets.

The fact that he's 20 years older than Mireille Enos BLOWS MY MIND - he looks fantastic

Ha! He absolutely does look a bit like Ira Glass now, but she's married to Alan Ruck aka Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off :)

Nope. Sorry, it's a terrific idea if you're smart enough to have a private account. My best friend just got married and that hashtag allowed her to collect all of the pictures that we, as her friends, were taking throughout the festivities. It's just another way to organize.

Untrue. Everyone knows the load bearing framework is all cats.

Can we stop with the love is dead bullshit? No matter what we may think, we don't know the real story of ANY of the relationships around us - only the two people in them really have any idea.

Exactly. There are two terrible people in this situation. Ben Stein may be worse in a lot of ways, but Ma is not innocent in any of this.

Haaaa,yes!!

Haa, I know, that's why I said that catalog from Seinfeld - it's like she saw the joke version and thought it was a legit idea :)

FINALLY, someone decided to make the Peterman Catalog from Seinfeld a reality!