So many conflicting thoughts. I didn't need to know this. I can't unknow this. I want to share this with everyone.

Seriously. If this happened i'd shrug, tell a manager about it and get a new salad. I just can't imagine getting so upset and indignant I HAVE TO TELL SOCIAL MEDIA ABOUT THE NAIL IN MY FOOD.

Actually no one ever said anything about it. They all loved my dad and thought I was being rude. They were right.

Okay, how about this? My dad is from Slovakia and I grew up with him wearing a Speedo. Since this is America, by the time I was a teenager I became more and more embarrassed by this and with enough whining, he bought a new swimsuit. Flash forward a few years and I've grown up, traveled much more, and I realize my dad…

Haaaa! Yes! She made that shit look so easy, I suspect she's a slayer.

God, I really laughed out loud at this - starring it wasn't enough!

Exactly! That's was great and I loved that they caught her boyfriend speaking to another guy "She's one of the most incredible athletes I've ever known." :)

"Do you know how POWERFUL you have to be to recover like that?!"

Ha, yes! It'll be my new side gig. I'll take in kids and teach them to be more awesome through something like cooking (tons of responsibility!) and send them back to their parents better behaved and able to feed the family - it's a win win!

It's funny because so many parents stress about keeping their kids entertained all summer with activities, but my parents barely SAW me during the summer. In for meals and that's about it. It was fantastic.

Ha, nice try on the stale parents versus not parents argument. There's absolutely nothing wrong in correcting bad behavior and I KNOW my friend. She's got a hair trigger temper that explodes every few days, but she lets her daughter get away with everything. Letting your child be rude to service workers and strangers…

Truth. My friends daughter is 2.5 years old and fucking RUDE to almost everyone (like rude to waitresses and people will smile because she's cute), but never gets reprimanded. She was being especially rude to me and I snapped, "Enough. You speak to me with respect or you don't speak at all, understand?" Her face went…

Ooo that's just FANCY. College is where I embraced IDGAF and I'm currently in basketball shorts, a sports bra, and baggy tank top - NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

Socks with Adidas sandals? GAUCHE. Everyone knows you only wear them in your college dorm shower...and everywhere else on campus because you stopped caring about dressing for class when you realized everyone shows up to their 8 am classes in pajamas.

If they're old enough to drive a car? Absolutely. There was another response I agreed with that preteens, or those that are mature enough to sit with the keys in the ignition blasting the air conditioner can be left alone. A 5 year old can't do that. A 10 year old? Sure.

Oh, I understand that, it's just amazing that anyone would leave a 5 year old for any length of time. At that point, I suppose it's best to wait and see and if the minutes tick by then you make a judgement call.

Haa, exactly! You wait until they can brood before you start running in for a few quick minutes.

"But what about a five-year-old waiting just outside a supermarket?"

I'm surprised at how much fun it seems Kristen Stewart is having. It's nice to see her relaxed and not awkward!

It EXISTS! #11 What a horrible, eternal choice