I recommend that Katy Perry and Taylor Swift watch the movie Chicago with Rene Zelllllwegggger and Catherine Z Jones.

I know the General Opinion is that Drake is Not Good Enough, but I think he’s the best. Of all the choices of rappers out there right now, I’d 4 sure pick him. Seems like a sweet, genuine guy. Why is that not good enough?

Forget about this story, why won’t anyone report on the apparent spree of people placing onions in front of commenters? Is it a prank? A gift? Some form of terrorism? What of the dust storms that are now plaguing offices? Are they natural, a byproduct of climate change? Some manmade HAARP style phenomenon?

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Been there multiple times. Never been robbed. It’s easily avoidable if you’re not a total dumbass.

They were doing it wrong.

For real, most stories of tourists being robbed at gunpoint in Rio involve people trying to buy drugs and/or hiring hookers.

I went. It was lovely, the people were wonderful, and we never felt unsafe.

Wearing pants and button up shirts. Short hair. Not wearing makeup.

I fucking hate the way that the “white girl” meme has morphed from a tool for women of color to talk about white women’s complicity in white supremacist systems into a way for people to spew gross misogyny under the guise of calling out racial privilege.

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

I can’t decide whether that kid or her parents are my heroes for the day. They’re all doing everything right.

Little girl #3: “I’ll see you at Lincoln Center. I’ll be the one on the stage; you’ll be the one in the cart out front”

I hate to break it to you, but this mess is really all your daddy’s fault.

I do not live in Brazil. Nearly half of my family does. I have spent quite a bit of time there. I am well aware that sexism and misogyny are massive problems there, but it is also a country that has a lot to offer the world. I’m tired of the constant negativity towards it that we’ve seen internationally lately, and I…