My husband took my 3 and 5 year old to see Moana twice so I could binge Gilmore Girls with my mom - they have not stopped singing some combinations of “Shiny!” Fishes are DUMB DUMB DUMB” and “Cause I’m beautiful baby!” for the last several days. I’m basically really intrigued by this movie now.

I thought of it as a Bowie tribute of sorts and got all teary-eyed. Then spent the rest of the weekend singing “’cause I’m SHINY” at the top of my lungs and making up the rest of the lyrics as I went.

was recently made aware of the backlash around Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life. Her response

Uh, I sure hope Victoria’s Secret used wig glue on Bella Hadid’s thong because it is really slipping to the side in that last picture!

I loved it because I spent the first half of the movie going, “I wonder if Jemaine Clement is going to be in this movie? I hope Jemaine Clement is going to be in this movie!” And then suddenly the movie was all like SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA! JEMAINE! And then, like that, he was gone again -- poof!

That one has been stuck in my head. My favorite bit would be the second verse when he realizes Maui is impotent.

Stupid hat? Check.

Balthazar? Axel? Afton? That’s quite enough now, please stop.

No. Papa is Grandpa.

Fair! Fire safety is also very important.

I saw several news updates yesterday that the TN investigators suspected arson instead of just negligence. Of course, since this is post-truth America, when I googled “Gatlinburg arson” to find a link for you, the first result was this: “Gatlinburg Fire Possible Arson Update — Could Terrorism or ISIS Have Caused Fire?”

It was arsonists, as far as we know. So not even fire safety, so much as terrible human beings.

This doesn’t seem to be specific to millennials at all. It’s boomers who didn’t fucking die off fast enough who are wrecking the damn place.

“Diversity is the foundation of this country and it is reflected in every aspect of our military and Veteran populations.”

It makes sense if you look at Emily as Loralai the elder.

The storyline of her going go Nantucket was actually very similar to my mother-in-law, so I appreciated it. When she lost her husband her children were grown, she sold the family house and moved to a place she loved but never would have done had her husband still been alive. So it struck a chord.

However, Trump and Robert Deniro both promote anti-vax lunacy and have children with autism. They have purposely shied away from the reality that men also have a biological clock despite the old narrative that men are virile into their dotage. This needs to be addressed by the media more. They have scare-mongered…

There is MUCH more evidence (as in there is some evidence) that Old Man Sperm causes autism.

I’m 33. I used to think 33 is old. I work with a phenomenal retired attorney who went to law school at 38. One of my husbands colleagues just started a family at 39. We have years ahead of us. You can achieve most anything! Seriously 33 ain’t shit nowadays.