Counterpoint: Mike Pence will never, ever get what he deserves.

Ew. Why, because they both have wide non-Caucasian noses? Their face shape is different, their eye shape is different, their brow heights are different, their cheeks are different, their chins are different, their lips are different... They both are attractive humans, so I guess there’s that.

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

“Cognitive dissonance”? Save your elitist words and concepts for your safe space, librul. I’m too economically anxious to deal with you right now. I’m waiting for Trump to open up the coal mine again and give me my job back.

(/s, obviously)

Treating women’s bodies as a commodity to be consumed is an unacceptable and pernicious trend that needs to be called out.

Lauren,

my thoughts exactly. i don’t think it reflects well in jezebel to have published this article.

Seriously? I am decidedly not offended. this does not help us gain ground- it pushes the “false equivalency” from the whole election. I’m honestly more offended that this is a story on this site. And I’m a women that gets drunk on st Patrick’s day.

I can’t believe I am going to type this next sentence.

Autism is an unfortunate condition, but it’s also darkly comedic that if Barron is suffering from it, it’s due to Trump’s weak, rancid, old sperm.

Midtown businesses are already preparing lawsuits.

Let’s not chalk this up to mental illness. She is a terrible person, full stop. Being mentally ill doesn’t make you a neo-nazi. Being a neo-nazi makes you a neo-nazi.

Put on loud upbeat or angry music. Sit under a super hot shower and give yourself a full legs and feet pumice stone firm scrub. Energizing for body and mind.

I read an interview with her where she said that Olive Oyl was her favorite role because Olive was such a powerful woman—that she loved playing that character. I loved that movie—and both her and Robin Williams.

And Mother Goose Rock ‘n’ Rhyme??? Or was that only me? I guess it was just me.

The House Select Investigative Panel on Infant Lives.

Mother Goose Rocking Rhyme was my favorite movie. That was my jam!

I feel like I watched legit performance art. That was really well done.

Not to take anything away from the very, very good boy up there but the mannequin challenge has been shut down by this dude here.