CNN on the mission, they claimed the GOP responsible.

The thing is though ultimatly it will suck for them, because while sport fucking they aren’t making any real emotional connections and they won’t be able to keep doing that forever. Still has to suck for you, though, that they don’t realize that.

He’s horny. He still has your number. Run.

“When the space aliens send their little green men over, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending Spock. They’re not sending Yoda. They’re sending space aliens that have a lot of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing abductions. They’re bringing anal probes. They’re…

Can I cull your Facebook friends list for you? I promise you’ll like the results.

All these fuckers jumping on Carrey to tried and get paid?

JEMAINE not JERmaine

Then he’ll be sad to know you didn’t spell his name right.

Maybe you’re an asshole?

It’s called Brenda.

Professionalism or not, being BFFs with Scalia is highly suspect.

Six months of managing not to brutally murder someone isn’t super convincing of ability to live peacefully.

I have looked deep inside myself. My deep self does not have any sort of problem with this.

Good.

And by effort I mean furniture shopping which is the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard.

I hope she describes it by saying, “he has the sexual prowess of a tranquilized panda.”

I’m a Hill staffer, and I’ve worked in politics since the late 1990s. (I’ve only worked with Dan Pfeiffer, and while he wasn’t bad, he wasn’t that great either.)

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

She’s the Bethany Frankel of the 20's pop diva set.