When I was younger I always felt deeply embarrassed when one of my friends would nakedly detail our shared socio-economic-political beliefs. It’s like, yeah I agree, but it sounds so fucking stupid when you say it out loud like that. This guy is almost 70 and is sounding like an 18 year old.

Nice deep cut there.

This reply is too mature and well-reasoned for the internet.

Pavel. His name was Pavel.

The twins were one of my least favorite plot points, and the fact that they got taken out in a way that didn’t even affect Walt was a) funny, and b) annoying that we had to deal with their story.

No, but they’re often intertwined.

No one wants an ending where Neo Nazis appear to win.

You say that, but the detail they don’t get into often is that the swivel only worked due to a surplus of valence electrons.

Yeah, and apparently they do it in every article too. When you criticize a disgraced Democratic politician, it nullifies your previous writings in 100% of all cases. 

Yes this is the only answer.

Why is this piece not attributed to any one author?

She’s right to do so, however.

The only way Hamlet would work as a game is if your objective was to somehow prevent every single thing that happens in the book, except the death of Claudius somehow. I’d be really curious to see how that played out.

“We want to bring back these interesting, deep characters—a child of divorce, a recovering drug addict, an alcoholic…”

It’s implying the mediocre times following that galactic civil war and proceeding…whatever the fuck was happening in the sequel trilogy.

Now that you mention it, there’s no proof that Chet Hanks didn’t sell his dad’s visage to a Russian dental insurance scam.

Oh, uhhh…Barney!

Can you imagine the smug look of satisfaction on their face while typing that phrase out?

There are enough people who joke “ACAB means all cops including Paw Patrol” that there are probably a few who take it seriously. Imagining that these people wield any kind of power or influence though is deeply credulous.

As a rare fan of The Village, I will not stand for this BDH slander.