All I know about her is that Trent Reznor respects her because his kids like her. And she did a music video where she tips her cowboy hat to the camera like ten times.

Are you called Cruz a mark-assed buster? Because kudos if so.

I typed out a really great two paragrah explanation for why Marvel needs this to work. Then the site reset. Fuck all’ah y’all.

We’re still doing that whole thing, huh?

So I’m not going to be able to use the word “seemingly” for the next decade or so without it being construed in this context? We really are in the dumbest timeline.

Didn’t Beals also play a Twi’lek? Really makes you think.

Well, that is not how this played out. I guess some people take the small stuff real seriously.

Were that the case he should be drowning in pudding.

The article is titled

Right. Why would men discuss a controversy that affects them directly when they can have a hot take on how to behave at a concert?

He said “rabidly”, which I think is an important qualifier. You can be personally against circumcision, not want it for your kids, whatever when you start interrupting concerts with anti-circumcision protests or commenting a dozen times on a pop culture article about how the practice MUST be ended…it goes from zero to…

No you didn’t but good attempt at appearing sincere.

There’s no way Star Wars Ted Cruz isn’t an Imperial agent.

Yeah I mean it’s not really anything to get that worried over.

The first two Crue albums are pretty unfuckwithable. Every band that imitated it fell short up until Appetite For Destruction came out. And that album is more a curtain call for glam metal than a reinvigoration.

Sure, we’ll need to change a few things in the Constitution but I like the way you think.

It could be worse. You could have created a burner account specifically to “well, actually” me about historical details as if I cared enough about them when making my initial comment.

I really love the title track on Heaven Tonight. Too bad that album also includes “Surrender”, which is a song that sends me into an (admittedly irrational) blind rage.

Same, with regards to my background and experiences. The singers I’ve worked with who went to school to train their voices were still educated in the Music department, not Communications. What a weird take.

It’s weird to me that I felt the need to defend One Hot Minute reading this list. since I am not in any way a RHCP fan. Maybe because it came out on my 14th birthday? Maybe because “Warped” gets stuck in my head more often than it should? For a certain age group I think it just fits the appeal of the MTV Buzz Bin…