“He lies down and follows the person who is standing”? That’s your advice? Go to bed.

But you have read it.

I loved that movie when I was a kid. Watching Jack Palance grit his teeth through Chase’s crap was a singular experience

The Roman Empire was able to extend its influence upon the world for two millenia through the Catholic Church. Ergo, the BBC is fulfilling the same role for Rule Britania.

Oh yeah, excellent question.

They explicity discuss that they have to leave their mothership X distance away from the planet in order to not be subjected to the time dialation.

Not to mention most of those people don’t even believe in space.

Obviously because those ravers are about to reach retirement age and there’s not enough appropriate content for their generation. Meanwhile, NCIS was frontloading their golden years with techno theme songs and goth girl forensic analysts.

Oh no, Michael, we hardly knew ye.

Please post some links to those halcyon days.

Because it should be a lot higher?

That’s not how you convey terror? A lot of things in my life have now come into focus.

Friendship ended with Bill Maher

“Drain You” at 15 feels like straight up trolling, I’m sorry.

We’re gonna moon them into surrendering.

How are so many people going to bat for the void of charisma that is Emma Roberts? What do these people all have in common? Curious…

They went Full Twee! Never go Full Twee!

You’re right, and honestly I’m not even that mad. It’s just…ugh.

It…can be both? It’s not like Afterlife wasn’t also a heartless, unfunny cash grab.

Right? Something about how in part 2 you suddenly see a bunch of tattooed women working in an old-timey operator room to issue contract killings definitely strained my suspension of disbelief. And offering more background isn’t going to improve the situation I fear.