It’s like winning a boxing match on a Technical Knock Out, only the “technically” in this situation is much more embarrassing.

You forgot folding an entire pizza in half and disrespecting the fuck out of it.

You mean 2Sound 2Freedom?

“Everybody in the country wins”

So, The Sound Of Freedom 2: The Quest For More Money?

Ok look, we can all hate on DeSantis. Disney is incredibly flawed and evil like every corporation of their size. There’s no reason to beleaguere that here like it’s winning you any additional points.

Oh, kaye.

Nailed it.

It’s not NOT that.

Eh, they had a decent run of getting their swipes in on Quantumanium when they could. But Zach Levi is too good of a target to not go after whenever he sneezes so here we are.

Was anyone boycotting Fury Of The Gods? I just assumed it was something I could wait to watch on (HBO) Max rather than go to the theater to see.

The tone of this article doesn’t match the headline. Are we supposed to be outraged that these movies are seemingly marketed to kids despite being R-rated? Did we as adults forget that kids will do whatever they can to see R-rated movies should they look appealing to them? Do we actually believe these movies look…

That’s the narrative this site started pushing about 18 months ago and they’ll be damned if they go back on it.

Yeah it was perfectly cromulent.

Does this “actors can’t have opinions on real life stuff” take ever get old to people like you? Why should I trust a claims adjuster over the star of my 4th least favorite DC movie?

How had Billions maintained 7 seasons off a premise of Paul Giamotti telling Sgt Brody from Homeland that he’s gonna get him because he has too much money?

Between this and the Lil Tay crypto scam, I’m assuming the back half of 2023 is just all these stupid grifts coming back to the forefront of public consciousness. For…reasons? Maybe to herald Trump running again? “Hey finance nerds, remember POGs? Well don’t let the Biden Crime Family get you down, they’re back and…

No, I think that shit is for nerds. Retire to prison like a real person.

Assume this is US dating and the author made a mistake. Then remain skeptical about numerology.

We mean WEDNESDAY 8/9, right?