Oh no.

Man, remember back when the most irritating thing about this person was them doing some Huck Finn LARPing for a summer?

H Y P E R P O P

Lots of greys replying to me about things like pensions, 401k’s and public assistance. You are all beyond help.

If so many people on this thread are gonna make ridiculous assumptions and oversimplifications like Porter “lived outside his means”, then allow me to make a few as well. All of you think a person should basically live the life of a humble monk in a studio apartment and eat ramen until a magic switch goes off. Once…

Are you saying WE are the shareholders? Do I have a cache of movie industry money that I don’t know about? Fuck.

Wait she was cancelled multiple times for her relationship with Musk? Did we cancel her every time they (redacted for everyone’s collective mental wellness)?

You’re you and I’m me.

Exactly this.

I think her right wing heel turn happened with “We Appreciate Power”. Ever since then she’s been kind of floundering for cultural relevance.

No you are correct. Her album Visions and the track “Oblivion” were her breakout moment. In fact, everything she’s done since then has been incredibly diminishing returns, so maybe what she’s stating here is that she’s never been popular enough to cancel?

I’m a fan too. It’s a film that knows it’s trash and just about every actor besides Daniel Baldwin is having a great time with it. Maybe he was too, but his Baldwin-ness was overtly distracting.

You mean “Jimmy”…Jimmy Woods.

No love for his cameo in Batman Returns? Not even considering it serves as an alternate universe where Pee Wee and Simone run off together, make a fortune, move to Gotham, and become weird normies who abandon their deformed child?

Sure you can. It’s easy.

“Barbie, we love you, but it’s time to log off.”

Dammit. Your post was not there when I commented.

Back and to the left.

They sure did. I remember stapling shag carpet to a thrift store sport coat, wearing my belt around my shoulder and telling people I was Chewbacca.

Shit yeah, we’re doing this!