with mariah written on every tile. so hilarious.

My mom said this to me my whole life. She also attempted suicide. The older I get, the harder it gets to fight my depression. This shit pisses me off immensely. Makes me like her even less. Team Angelina.

My point was if you're expecting or counting on having the price per plate compensated by wedding guests, you spent more than you can afford. But yes, if you can afford it go all out. Although personally I think there are better things to spend your money on.

I have only been to one Mexican wedding, and the family threw down. That's totally my only experience. I am dumb.

This article should be called: Upper Middle Class Entitled People Already Have Everything and Don't Need Presents They Want More Money For Their Ostentatious Over-Priced Weddings!

Asian and Mexican weddings are all about giving cash.

Also: Telling people how much your wedding costs per plate: TACKY. Spend a lot on your wedding? Sounds like a personal problem/poor decision.

I agree, and I love kitchen appliances, sheets and towels. Never bought nice homeware for myself because I am FUCKING POOR. So a wedding with nice gifts for my home, even though I have lived w/ my bf for 5+ years, would be greatly appreciated.

Never, ever once seen it at a wedding on the West coast except for Asian friends. Even then, that's only expected from family, not friends.

Whatever I want presents. This is such weird East coast money hungry shit.

As a 19 year old I was obsessed w/ weight started running, stopped eating, and started up a coke/molly habit. My mom still gushes about how good I looked. I love to tell her, oh great! I'll start doing lots of drugs and stop eating again.

it depends on the guy! my bf has a huge baby face and is blonde and can't really grow a beard, so he looks fine either way. at least with scruff he doesn't look 19, but I have no preference. my friend just shaved his beard the other day and I thought he looked way better, but that's rare. the face, and/or beard at…

That would be an awesome article to write: People in the US' lack of cultural and/or basic geographical education. If people were more knowledgeable, they'd inherently be more well-mannered and appropriate, I think.

lolz at people thinking you're inuit and trying to take pics. you should pose in seal fur and charge money! j/k.

Good! That's usually what I do, if I am just freakin over-the-top curious. I ask all my white friends too. Also, if I am super curious about heritage, there's a large probability that I'm curious because the person is gorgeous more than different. I also acknowledge that it's a problematic, and at times offensive…

I wonder if NA is more lady-friendly. I have a lot of female friends whom NA has worked wonders for. Only one lady friend who prefers AA.

naked bike rides. so not sexy.

dude I know, nothing's ever good enough for jezzies!

I always say partner or S/O but my errr.... SO's name is Casey so people always think we're lesbians, not that I care. It's just honestly confusing. But yeah, we need a new word. We've been together for 6 years. BF just doesn't cut it.

oh, "my man" creeps me out too. just a personal preference though.