13 LINES? Jeebus.  Did she write anything?

I used to date a guy who had a cat that would decide that 2 am biscuit making was the best way to wake me up. No its fine.. GRAB MY BOOBS

UUgh it seems to be all over kinja for me

Isn’t Spider-Man giving up being Spider-Man a trope  in itself.. how many covers at marvel had “SPIDER-MAN NO MORE” splashed across their front at one point or another...

These adorables.

Isnt Tony like #5 on the list behind the guy who sings Cool and then Officer Krupke?

I like anime I have watched alot of it but I genuinely have found nothing that makes me feel like Bebop does. There is some good enjoyable stuff out there that is beloved but Bebop is just light-years beyond anything else

I hated Blade II, Blade was so good and then Blade II was just underwhelming. I never understood the love for it.

I feel like this is a version they would put on a summer’s eve ad. I like good covers, they can be great... BUT THIS IS IS NOT THAT.

Spoilers for the book apparently:

Shocked! Shocked I is!

The youths have no idea. No idea how hard it was in the dark ages. Good God.

The Good Place. Jason Mendoza is a ride or die Jacksonville Jaguars man.

God. Please. No.

Of course this happens when I was just thinking about getting the fire TV...but the spot too!!!! Ah Amazon...at least you have time this near pay day.

Of course this happens when I was just thinking about getting the fire TV...but the spot too!!!! Ah Amazon...at…

This, The Last Unicorn (the bull was missing some proper eyes too if I recall), and Watership fucking Down, Fox and The Hound are all sources of childhood Trauma for me.

I’m going to hide under my bed now.

The hat takes the student’s choice into the matter. Hermione saying something about how Gryffindor was probably the best. Or Ron hoping to God he got into Gryffindor since all his family was in that house and Harry of course saying Not Slytherin over and over. Also: magic and a fictional story.

No. At that time the baby was was well protected in her body. There are things that could have gone wrong of course but clearly did not. More and more fitness is being encouraged through out pregnancy..Now an average person saying that they are going to go pick up a racquet and become a world class athlete would not…

I love this movie. It’s so brilliantly cheese balls. It’s what made me FINALLY watch the Fast and Furious movies. The romance is the most ruinous part of the movie for me mostly because the back story for the girl is soooooooo bad. But it is perfect popcorn ridiculous joy. The last big race was just ... Man I just…