Have you met our President?

I never cease to be amazed how a guy with that much money can be so thin-skinned.

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

Let me get this straight:

100%:

Damnit. I want this. To me this thing is cooler then any 6+ figure car I’ve ever seen (in person or in print). I never felt bad that I couldn’t afford the latest Ferrari quatrofolienflameblowupanello or whatever but the want for this thing right here is emanating from deep within my loins.

that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom,

I think that’s scheduled for next week, just before the next round of multi billion dollar corporate farm bail-outs.

“I’ve been told the server is in your basement, Volodymyr. Could you look? Volodymyr?”

Wait . . . Did he ACTUALLY say he thinks Clinton’s Emails might be in the Ukraine?!?!? That’s fucking SNL shit right there!

“As far as I am concerned, she is no longer Speaker of the House.”

It finally happened. We can finally, legitimately use this gag straight up:

First thing that came to mind when I heard he tried to call Nancy Pelosi and smooth it all over:

Or how he led hundreds of occupants safely out of the building after he defeated a past version of himself to acquire the tesseract.

In that case I wouldn’t exactly say we lost out. The multi-tiered battle at the end was honestly one of the best parts of the film.

and once again, youtube “celebs” prove themselves to be people we collectively need to ignore. Sure there are a few good ones here n there...but damn yo

I am, in fact great at parties as I keep everyone safe and logically correct.

You must be fun at parties.

It happened to like 9 phones out of over 6 million. Get over it.