I remember about ten years ago, I took my Wrangler to a Chrysler dealership for a recall notice. A very green salesman cornered me on the lot and tried convincing me to trade in my Wrangler for a new Journey. “They both go offroad, and they look the same.” It took every ounce of self-control for me to not laugh in the…

“So hear me out, what if we take the Jeep Cherokee’s classic, beautiful, simple design and, wait for it, we make it look like the Rancor from Return of the Jedi?”

I’m ready reactions from Xbox fanboys, complaining that it looks ugly and “like a kitchen appliance”. These guys do know the new Xbox looks like a refrigerator, right?

Are these for adults? If so, I have officially given up on fashion.

Probably Any Star Wars Movie

Probably Any Star Wars Movie

I think I’d rather be called fat than “Pooh-sized”. As for chairs, I can’t take racing chairs seriously in an office environment, especially where they’re bright green and covered in COD stickers. If I had a grand to spend on a desk chair, I’d try to pick up a secondhand Herman Miller or Steelcase office chair.

I think I’d rather be called fat than “Pooh-sized”. As for chairs, I can’t take racing chairs seriously in an office…

I’d been trying to find a Switch for my sister’s kids ever since Animal Crossing came out; a proper Switch that could be hooked up to the family TV. So for four months, every time I was in a Walmart or Target I walked past the electronics section to see if they had any in stock. About 30% of the time they had Switch…

I have a list of the worst kinds of people in the world, and those who exploit children to become rich & famous on the internet are definitely near the top of that list. Sure, the people in this article aren’t Daddyofive bad, but they still used the kid to make money and become internet famous. Pretty terrible IMHO.

You’re a weird guy, Elon. You make cool stuff, but you’re a really, REALLY weird guy.

I just get the vibe that Elon has crazy ADD. He’s one of those businessmen who comes up with a stoner batshit crazy idea at 2 am, immediately calls his team of engineers and says “Make it work!” and they do it, because he’s their boss.

Same. These Resident Evil remakes have been more than a fresh coat of pixels; they’ve completely modernized their antiquated gameplay and control schemes. They remade the games from the ground-up. And while I do think RE4 could greatly benefit from a graphical overhaul, I feel like any changes to the game’s core mechan…

I worked in the videogame industry for nearly ten years. 2018 was a bad year, and the last studio I worked for had to lay off about 75% of the staff. I lost my job.

The thing that I love about Wranglers is how little their designs change over time. I have an ‘07 JK and it looked brand new for 11 years. I didn’t even daydream about replacing it until the JL’s came out.

Do you remember what Chunk called the Fratelli’s Jeep Cherokee in The Goonies? “ORV” Off-road vehicle.

Back in 2007/2008 one of our neighbor’s teenage kids guessed our WiFi password. We let it slide for a while, because who wants to pick a fight with their neighbor, but one day our internet stopped working. So we went through the motions, restarted the router, checked our connections and still nothing. So I called the…

Every Gamestop experience I’ve had over the last couple years:

Hey look, a Jeep that looks like a Jeep and not the Rancor from Return of the Jedi.

IMHO the base Gladiator is ugly. It doesn’t look good until you get it lifted, put some bigger tires on it, and add a camper to the back. That’s a good $5,000-$10,000 of upgrades on an already absurdly expensive midsize pickup.

See, this is the problem with social media nowadays. You don’t get successful by being creative, talented or hard-working. You get successful by being loud, obnoxious and stupid.

“Hey honey, I read an article that said Mario Kart is romantic. We should play together.”

“Hey honey, I read an article that said Mario Kart is romantic. We should play together.”