So how long before Trump tells America’s farmers to water their crops with Gatorade, “cuz it’s got electrolytes”?

It’s crazy that the guy who played the chubby juggalo kid on Always Sunny is headlining an Oscar bait Clint Eastwood movie.

Oh, please tell me Trump couldn’t pronounce his name and repeatedly called him “Voldemort”. Pretty please.

IIRC there was a line in the last one (F8 I think?) where it’s revealed that Charlize Theron’s character made him kill Han. It was dumb.

I bought GTA V three times (once on PS3, once on PS4 and once on Steam) and I don’t think I’ve spent more than a couple of hours in GTA Online. Those early weeks of GTA Online were fun, and felt pretty balanced; but online play turned to crap REAL fast. The last few times I’ve tried playing GTA Online I get put in…

Wait, didn’t Nintendo name it the Switch because you can switch between playing it on the go and on your TV? Seems a little goofy.

So when is Apple going to roll out the option to upgrade previously purchased standard def movies to HD & 4K? I started my (legally purchased) digital movie collection 10 years ago, and a lot of my older purchases are stuck in standard def. It’d be nice to be able to pay a couple of bucks to upgrade my SD movie to the…

I believed the hype, a couple years back, and spent $150 on an Elite controller. After two months of casual use the left bumper just fell off. So I Googled my issue and discovered that it was a very common problem. No thanks Microsoft.

You want to know why his hair is slicked-back? It’s because he just got off the golf course. There are other photos of him, on stage, wearing golf shoes. So undoubtedly he was also wearing a red baseball cap, and planned to wear it on stage until somebody told him that wearing a baseball cap in church would look bad.

The last thing any video controller should have is white rubber. Give it a month and it’ll be various shades of brown and gray.

We live in the internet age. It’s easier than ever to find out if you’re a plagiarist. Why take the risk? Does he have a legitimate excuse for what he did? Is he illiterate? Does he have an attention deficit disorder? Is there a language barrier of some sort?

I think we all know what happens next: a whole bunch of click-baity Youtube lets players are going to download this mod, record it, and tell their legions of 9 year old fans that it’s GTA6.

This takes me back to the Dreamcast days. When the system first launched, my local EBGames put a big screen TV in their front window, and played NFL2K footage on it. They had a cardboard standee next to it that read “This is not a real football game. This is a videogame.” Passers-by gasped at how real the game looked.

That is one terrible launch day lineup. I can understand Mario Odyssey not being there, because it’s a new title that was only revealed yesterday, but the ports of already existing titles (Mario Kart 8, Skyrim, Minecraft, and Steep) should have been scheduled for March 3. No excuses. I understand that porting games…

If you cross your eyes, the glowing X does look like the M on Mario’s cap.

This game is so excellent. After Roller Coaster Tycoon 4 and Roller Coaster Tycoon World ended up being shoddy garbage, I thought this game genre was dead. So glad someone had the brains to bring it back and make it better than ever.

I know a couple of people who worked at Avalanche/Disney. The last few days have been beyond somber. A lot of really awesome, talented people working their dream jobs just got shown the door.

I was always under the impression that LEGO sets typically cost $1 per 10 bricks. So a 100 piece set is ~$10, a 500 piece set is ~$50, and a 1,000 piece set is ~$100, with a little bit of leeway. Why doesn’t this 1,600 piece set cost around $160? Where did that extra $40 come from?

I think that $500 Samsung TV sale must be over. When I click the Amazon link, the price displays as $898.

I think that $500 Samsung TV sale must be over. When I click the Amazon link, the price displays as $898.

I’ll never forget his Oscar-worthy performance in Gone in 60 Seconds. “Oh, I’m gonna throw up, dawg!”