Zone D against the Warriors is basically waving a white flag and looking forward to the next game on the schedule.

This is likely Greg’s last post as a Deadspin staffer, and that is both deeply sad and entirely appropriate.

I can never stop being impressed with how Grayson Allen is able to survive sniper shot after sniper shot. He must have severe whiplash, at least, from as many times as his head gets snapped back per game.

I’ve never seen a team collectively brain-fart like UNC did tonight. As soon as Plumlee came back into the game, North Carolina seemed afraid to go inside.

LC played 40 minutes down a player and would have left with a draw if it wasn’t for another boneheaded mistake. Arsenal needed two colossal fuck-ups by their opponent to capture the three points. I think that glass slipper is still as pristine as it was just a week ago. Plus, this is Arsenal we’re talking about.…

he landed before shooting it right?

Reached for comment, the Pats’ head of IT referred to his contract, explaining that “screw with the visiting team’s electronics” is very clear, and if the team only meant for games played at Gillette, they should put it in writing.

“When you die, it does not mean that you lose to cancer. You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, and in the manner in which you live.”- Stuart Scott

Stafford Hat Trick.

clearly offside in the 8th minute of 7 minutes of added time. Yep, seems legit.

It means that the Browns will, eventually, have to change their name.

Coldplay is actually the perfect band for this, as their particular brand of inoffensive corporate schlock will be well received by all the corporate representatives who can actually afford tickets and are the only people that show up to the Super Bowl so they can be seen on TV.

If you order a pizza and it comes 13 months later, make sure to just shut the fuck up and eat the pizza, OK?

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

This will be overruled. The United States Constitution states that I can own as many Colts as I want.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

How can this man expect to be taken seriously as a football coach if he acts like a human being?

Maybe you are confused. This is a list of teams you can root for in the playoffs.

“Should have bunted.”