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The people who frequent this pop culture website seem to really hate the people who create their pop culture. 

If Honda still sold the Fit, I’d drive one. Would meet my std day-to-day needs quite nicely. As it is, I have a Civic sedan - so not too much bigger.

Cars have been getting harder to tune since we moved away from carburetors. Every new tech generation brings these same complaints.

Ask about a flaw that was not visually detectable and was unknown to most people at the time of purchase? How is that supposed to work?

I was not implying either of those things, so uhm I guess I don’t have to fuck myself

It says he (Fallon) participated by emailing her on Sanz’s behalf, so that’s not just being a bystander.

I’m not “caping for The Neptunes.” Actually fuck the Neptunes. I just happen to think it was a little shitty for Kelis to try to build herself up by tearing Beyonce down just as her album dropped, over an issue that doesn’t have shit to do with Beyonce. And I think that people misrepresenting what happened here also

1. First off “Understanding the history you are faking” is by far the most non-sensical phrase I have read all month. more like multitudes of nonsens, amirite!

|2. Bruh, she was 24 years old. Yes, she was still new to the industry and she has talked in the past about how Pharrell screwed her out of ownership of that

Sorry, I forgot the Aave range on the root is broad. 

Everyone is familiar with not biting the hand that feeds you, but fewer people have the ability to not bite the hand that *could* feed you.

This might be the best compliment I've ever gotten on Al Gore's internet. 

Yeah I’m not sure why “Reach out to Beyonce and try to get some of that billion dollars” wasn’t an option here 😂 Her milkshake chased all the Beys out the yard, that’s for sure 

I’m still not sure Kelis had any real point about not being credited as a songwriter for an interpolation of a melody she was never credited as a songwriter for in the first place. Definitely magnanimous of Beyonce to change it, but she really didn’t need to.

Your first 3 sentences were perfect in tone, complexity and there was no fat - not a word was wasted. You should write for a living.

Dang. Kelis had a point and chose the dirty laundry method, perfected by Monique, as a response. As a result, contributing to her own erasure.
I assume this is the result she wanted, because if she wanted credit she probably could have asked and been granted. Without evidence, I like to think of Beyonce as pretty

If my sister is correct (she’s a doctor but not a gyn, but her oldest is 8 weeks pregnant so she cares at the moment) they can tell the gender of the fetus at 10 weeks via a blood test.

Maybe he’s a different person in actuality than his public persona or the roles he’s played? He’s not actually Dr. John Dorian, and Scrubs went off the air 12 years ago. His overall public persona to me seems rather affable and inoffensive. They’ve been together a long time now, and they seem happy, so why does anyone

Here’s how the guaranteed hours thing works for automotive technicians:

So being attacked by what it seems a mentally deranged individual is fine because the guy he attacks makes a joke?

You’re giving your take on B-listers’ take on The Slap, though... So... take your own medicine, champ.