Grifters are so cute and funny and charming right up until the point where they steal billions of dollars or dump poison into the environment or start separating children from their parents. The key is moderation, I think; figuring out the fine line between reading about one in a news article and then moving on vs.…

Thank you for providing this article as a public cervix.

How else will you get the wrinkles out?

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...or she could have punched, thrown or probably even just yelled at the (most likely 11 lb, again slightly larger than house cat) creature loudly enough and not had to crazily strangle it to death like some kind of hill billy maniac.

I’m lucky in that he actually does school drop off, volunteers at the school, etc. I wish that I could do those things. On the rare occassion that I do make it to a school function, there’s always at least one snide comment from another mom about how they don’t often see me or thought that he was a single dad, and it…

Men get to ‘have it all’ (education/career/money/family/property) because they traditionally rely on others to do the actual work (wives, secretaries/assistants, junior staff, maids/cooks/gardeners/nannies etc). Women tend to be doing all that and trying to work at the same level as men, without the same support…

What they do have is shortened lives

I hate the term “having it all.” I’m not some greedy woman who can’t prioritize, I’m a woman trying to provide for her family.

Fuck having it all; I just want like half of it all.

How is Theranos still a fucking COMPANY at this point?!

THIS is some NAZI shit people. I have been so stressed out about the stories pouring out and the idea of putting babies in tents in West Texas in the middle of summer?!? I live in Texas and I don’t even keep my dog outside for more than 5-10 minutes in the daylight hours. Feck.

I like the term baby jails, but yours has the weight of history.

These tent camps are unlicensed. They don’t have to give appropriate care with caregivers who have background checks and are trained to be with children. They have contracted ARMED Guards to work there. In 105 degrees these children are going to die.

You know how we saw the pictures from that boy’s facility? Where is the girl equivalent of that? I’m horrified for what that must be like.

Remember all the people screaming about how Obama was going to round up people and put them in FEMA camps? Well now it’s really happening, and it happening to children. Where are all the conspiracy theorists now? Out buying new MAGA hats and assault rifles is my guess.

Is that me? Me from five years in the future? I too lament a youth spent in university slash smoking pot, rather than building an evil empire of fraud.

Reading about these kids, who have accomplished so much makes me really look at what I’ve been doing with my life. Billy here has disappeared over 26mil, and what have I done? Taught my dog some tricks? Built an impressive marijuana tolerance? I just hope young kids on the internet read this in the future and change…

I like this game. I would build hospitals in underserved areas that focus on preventative care and women’s health including abortion procedures. I would fund high-quality daycare facilities in inner cities that include family counseling and job training for single parents. I would also be the bail money fairy for…

If I had billions of dollars I would just build affordable housing for all the struggling people in Seattle. It’s a band aid over a bullet hole but at least people have temporary relief from the elements. I would also double NIH or CDC or UNHCR funding or prevent the extinction of elephants.