My great Grandmother lived to 99 by pure spite. She never drank or smoked, but he hated everyone and alienated her family. In her retirement community, she engaged in a ten year feud with her neighbors. She once stabbed a paramedic. I met her once, at age three, where she allegedly informed my parents that I was…

One of my co-workers said my look was “effortless” - I stared at her and told her it is because it was.

I do feel for her, though. You know when people try to encourage you to do something you’re scared of by saying, “What’s the worst that could happen?” - Well, a lot of shitty things actually.

Okay but can we talk semantics? Is it because I am an old that these are yoga pants:

“but she hit most of the notes.”

My favorite bit though is how she definitely thinks she nailed it.

Well said. I think our language seems inadequate for what was visited upon us.

Turn the sound on.

And to think, just the other day I told my boyfriend “ you know what America needs right now? Someone to butcher the national anthem in a sultry jazzy way in front of millions of people.”

I’m not into the song you linked, but it seems like we’re on the same page, in that some methhead-blonde ruined songs we could have liked

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

One of the best observation i ever read was that if you ever meet your barely adult self, punch them in the face for being so goddamn stupid.

Something about guys who unbutton their shirts really far down like this, alarms me. It screams; “Do not date..he is everyone he has ever wanted. No room, no room!”

Well, Lionel Richie is probably doing the right thing, cuz if he was totally against it she might be even more insistent on dating him, who knows?

This might steer people to certain hotels.

I’m sorry but... that fucking Duggar hair. 🤢🤢🤢

I fly several times a year to Africa through Europe and always take a week or two in Europe on the way back at no charge. Not sure how much different this is but I do like that they will take some luggage and store it for you which saves a few bucks spent storing it at the airport.

I think you mean the disc ...

Journalists do important work. But anyone hounding a child (because teenagers are still children) after such a traumatic experience for comment or an interview or image permissions is a piece of shit. Anyone doing this while the event is actively continuing needs to take a real look at their life and wonder how they…

Man, there was shit published in the seventies/eighties for YA that would get the authors put on watchlists nowadays.