I feel like politely patting celibacy on the shoulder would be more appropriate than embracing it. Maybe even just a jaunty wave from across the street.

I didn’t choose celibacy, celibacy chose me. I miss sex but I’m also like Cher from Clueless: “You’ve seen how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.”

I’m trying to work my way toward embracing it, since apparently I will be stuck here forever, but... it is not going well.

Yeah, I periodically “enjoyed” celibacy during my late 20's and early 30's too. By “enjoyed” I mean went on many terrible dates, drank way too much, went through a crushing depression, was angry all the time, longed for the touch of another person, stagnated creatively and professionally, and much much more.

Jolie is fucking the Guru in 5.....4......3.......2......

I am totally embracing celibacy too, whether I want it or not.

Christ on a bike, what the hell am I looking at here!?!?!?!!??! Is this a hazing of some sort? Wha...? Context, Noble!!!!

“We’e worked really hard to prepare for this hurricane...” except for doing literally anything to stem climate change’s impending annihilation of the gulf coast

She isn’t selling out. She’s buying in . . . wait that isn’t it. What do you call it when you are the machine? She’s monolithizing.

Remember the old days when you had to spend the night in a physical line in front of the local record store that served as your area Ticketmaster outlet to get tickets for a concert?

I was kinda digging it until I got to the chorus. The chorus is terrible.

Oh Fuck off. I don’t let pervy old men ruin my sport. Are we banning dance, beach volleyball and gymnastics while we are at it?

There’s never enough Zoidberg on this site.

I am not clicking that video.

You just tell it like it is. It’s not your fault the beta sheeple cucks don’t get it.

If you’re interested, and you have a Little India close by, drop in to some shops and ask. They’ll have a wide range of clothes, in the latest fashion, and tell you about each.

YES, this. Not to mention that when you read her whole post, it seems as though a lot of gaslighting and emotional manipulation was going on. That shit is fucked up.

Arguably, he put them there by being a cheating, gaslighting, reputation-shellacking douchebag. She just refused to keep covering for him.

Agreed. Also, I feel like people need to actually read the letter. This isn’t really just cheating that she’s describing. People cheat. Men cheat. It doesn’t make them villainous or abusive. But Cole is saying that her husband is a womanizer who gaslighted her for 20 years and made her complicit in his seductions by…

You really think she wouldn’t have gotten as much snark for speaking about the infidelity DURING the divorce? C’mon. It would have been a cavalcade of “Bitter ex just saying things bc she’s mad! Bad on many sides!”