Grifters, the successful ones, all know one thing: how to tell a story. And Dump’s clan has perfected the “idiot who took everything because he/she’s so inherently great” tale. They appeal to all who are waiting for their intrinsic superiority to be recognized, like three year olds who believe they are secretly a…

Every person who thinks the founders of the Fyre festival were just misunderstood and sabotaged will buy this fishwrap.

This girl I knew in college that wrote a book about how universities brainwash everyone with liberal dogma, for one. She once met ann coulter at CPAC and gushed about it forever. also, she ‘doesn’t believe’ in recycling. Also, she’s aggressively one of the worst people I’ve ever met.

I bet they buy books, though. And I bet people who know them buy books as presents for them.

I casually knew Ivanka Trump for several years. Her target audience is almost exclusively other people who were born on third base and think they hit a triple.

This asshole and his backwards hat saying “ratched”.

Ha! He seems much sweeter than Tucker Max, even with the whole “worst 24 hours of my life” rant.

I keep getting it confused with Frye, the boot company.

I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.

It was after Trump became a sure thing to win the republican primary. I just thought to myself “shit. This wasn’t supposed to happen. This feels like some bad destiny type shit.” It was like whatever needed to happen for Trump to win, I just had a gut feeling that was going to happen-one way or another. No matter what…

before the primaries were over. they’ve been trashing her for decades.

All fucking is sport fucking, you dork — unless you’re Mike Pence apparently, when it’s done in the dark of night with multiple cardigans protecting you from any actual skin contact..

Yes both things are true. I think the larger picture that is being muddled is that bigotry alone is not why Trump won. That narrative is too simplistic and clinging to it prevents people from responding to the much-needed criticism of the Dem party, the mainstream media, and our current economic situation in general.…

I think there’s a difference between saying we should listen to people who voted for Trump (or more accurately people who didn’t vote for anyone) and saying we should listen to Trump supporters. Those are two very different groups of people. The country is not that black and white.

Yeah, he was great. The room was fucking tough though. Especially when he went after press outlets and specific people.

I thought he crushed it. And not that any Trump supporter would have watched, but it is impossible to argue with his closing remarks, which were mega inspiring. Even that turd, Darrell Issa was caught on camera giving some kind of recognition.

Don’t apologize Bella, after a tough week at work, sitting on my patio, sipping wine and reading obsessively about the Fyre festival has really made my weekend.

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

What is a 25 year old doing running a major event like this? I see this all the time when a company brings in some young overconfident kid who talks a big game, who went to a nice school, has the right connections and knows how to speak hipster. Almost every time they screw up so critically someone with experience has…

I wouldn’t want to be stuck in an airport with a bunch of pissed off lifestyle bloggers, that’s for damn sure.