This argument bothers me the most (along with “black doesn’t travel”).

The biggest crime after the change of ethnicity, is Finns lack of martial arts prowess.

Its amazing how regular citizens will become complicit in government terror isn’t it?

Ugh. I’ll go out on a limb and guess that a guy who breaks up with you because the sex wasn’t good the very first time that you did it is either: a) young, b) inexperienced, c) hung up on someone else, or d) some combination of these things.

I honestly don’t know, but I’m going to take today to enjoy 45's massive failure. Which I made sure to tweet to him and Ryan. 

Exactly. Why are we giving Hugo Schwyzer a platform again?

“Sentient Breadstick” was my old stripper name.

talk of previous violent incidents, expression of paranoia, overreaction to workplace changes, unstable/emotional responses, feeling of arrogance/supremacy, intense anger/hostility, violations of policy, exploiting/blaming others

The Moulin Rouge was founded in the 1880s. Ballet dates back to the 1500s and originated in royal courts with floor-length gowns.

This is a nice, unexpected piece!

Bad hombres?

I’m so sure Tomi is more liberal than she leads us on. I don’t think she buys even 50% of what she says.

All day I’ve been reading the Tomi Lahren headlines as, “Woman Lies Down With Dogs, Gets Fleas”

Sadly they are not. They’re piling on. Conservative women hate women too.

This is my new excuse for nothing ever working. I’m either too pretty, or the people I’m dating are.

Testosterone, while technically not a vitamin, could help.

I need a vitamin pack for not getting paid enough for the job I do. Does Goop have fuckin vitamin for that?