Employees at New Seasons (our local hippie dippie grocers) seem trained to ask questions about the products you’re buying. (“Making something special?” “Oh have you tried this yet? I love it.”) To the point where I dread going there and actively avoid it. Making comments and asking questions about food and toiletry…

To this day, I fail to understand how pyramid schemes are supposed to be illegal, and yet we have dozens of these fucking things everywhere you look.

I don’t know what you’re doing here, but I think you might be in the wrong place.

Uhhhh that’s athleisure

I’ll have you know those aren’t just any pajamas. They’re vucana wool. From a sheep that can only be shorn every 3 years by a blind farmer deep in the woods of Brigadoon.

Hey, hang on a second. If I make up some stupid qcronyms, can I get an article published in the WaPo?

I loved when Zach asked him if he was a nerd and his answer was did Zach think Michelle would marry a nerd. Ughhh soooooo good together, love them

As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.

That would explain why I’m still in the grey!

That is not a character from an old SNL skit!?

Fortunately, their comments only translate to 75% of any value.

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

I have to argue that Pam Grier wore it best...

That’s the issue now. People are not making friends or even having face time with the friends they already have. You see them on Facebook/Instagram every second of the day so you feel updated on their lives and everyone just moves on. We’re all so lonely and the lonelier we get, the more we dive deeper into social…

That doesn’t ring true to me either. I know it’s hip to say that social media and selfies are heralding the downfall of society, but I was crushingly, agonizingly critical of my appearance way before I started using social media.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

Footage of Ivanka and Jared’s first date.

The pumpkin doesn’t ripen too far from the vine.

The Gibb boys. Imo they always looked cool. From start to finish. They had the look.

Yep. I swear that the internet and social media in particular are making this a more widespread problem, too. It’s really popular in some circles (think upper-middle-class, white, suburban) to bake gluten-free, sugar-free, dairy-free, vegan birthday cakes with kale baked in for a baby’s 1st birthday party because God…