MAYBE it is just because I am a cynical asshole and also a fat but the joke was that she is fat right?

Too right! I can’t believe how far I had to scroll through the comments to find someone who thought this too!

yeah, there’s some big details missing. It’s weird she’s willing to go into such detail on some things (like the exact text), but never states what this “minor” issue was, among many other things. I think we’re getting the “everyone feel sorry for me” version instead of the “well, it sounds like all of us may have…

I just wrote this above- I am kinda stunned by the warm reception to this article. She completely put her friend on blast for what sounds like a long-simmering issue in their group. All without mentioning what the husband said to make this person lash out the way she did. We are clearly only getting a tip of the story…

I can’t remember the last time I read such a holier-than-thou post.

Dear gods, is this perfect timing. This past summer, my best friend suddenly became hostile and unfriendly; no warning, no explanation, no anything. Then I found out that she had been excluding me from activities we used to do with two other gfs, and then posting their fun on Facebook for me to see. This put the other…

I disagree. Sometimes, you don’t realize how toxic a person was for you until you get some time and distance. 25 years ago, one of my best friends and I had a massive falling out. She cut contact with me - because SHE had done something awful and then she got upset that I dared to be angry about the thing she did.

Or nah.

“The reverse was true when a job attracted more men.”

Well, at least now there’s a solution to the whole “CEOs are grossly overpaid” situation: more women in executive roles!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, and you bet your sweet ass! “Pam’s garden had gone to seed, but certain corners still recalled, if you squinted, the vestiges of the lush immaculateness that had made the garden such a source of admiration in earlier days.” (The garden is a metaphor for Pam’s vagina. And, like, America.)

How much do you guys wanna pay me to write a Jonathan Franzen novel? It’s about a dissatisfied upper-middle-class white genius who doesn’t feel challenged by his wife. But it’s really about, like, America.

This is on Jezebel because there’s no reason it shouldn’t be.

Sometimes comedy is tragedy plus karma...

Not to mention she calls her gun a toy and “plays” with it.

if she were a Real American™ she would dress the wound by her bootstraps

Hopefully her wound will be covered with Liberal Tears brand gauze.

The Metropolitan police used this tactic as a matter of practice, as part of a program to infiltrate and spy on “trade unionists, anti-racists and environmental campaigners,”

Wait, so being anti-racist, anti-war, anti-Nazi and anti-fascist is seen as suspicious enough in Britain to have people investigated by the police?! Um...maybe I need to reconsider my my life goal to move to London...

But why are the Metro Police even investing so much resources into investigating a pro-union anti-racism activist group? I would be livid that my tax dollars went to pay for spying on a completely legal, completely benign group.