Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

I managed to resist diving that far down the rabbit hole, but “returned to being the person she was when she was 16” makes SO much sense.

I have no idea how someone can be so self-involved, so focused intently on their own navel, take themselves so seriously yet seem like a blatant parody...it’s a mystery to me as well. “Mythologizing” is a perfect way to describe it. She actually says she smells like sweet bourbon and honeysuckle. And she puts that in…

I can’t tear myself away from her website. First of all, it’s subtitled “Prose, Poetry, and the Mindful Ramblings of a Socially Conscious Woman,” and, second of all, she believes in indigo children because of course she does.

I find a lot of this stuff that’s reposted on single friends’ FB pages to be WILDLY misogynistic too. If it’s not going on and on about how great of a catch you are, and too damn bad his fool ass couldn’t see it, it’s straight up calling out other women for supposedly trying to keep you down because you’re so damn…

Ha! A friend posted this on Facebook. I had no idea it was an actual viral thing....my initial reaction was, “dude you don’t need to be a warrior to get a girlfriend. You just need to deal with your alcohol addiction and your underlying clinical depression. Then hopefully you’ll meet a nice woman who isn’t a manic…

Breaking news: We’ve discovered why none of your relationships work out, and it’s not because the two of you didn’t really fit, or that either of you did anything to slowly diminish the goodwill you established early on by being selfish, lazy, or totally human in some other way. It’s because you were dating men…

Wait, if women aren’t horses, what have I been having sex with?

Things don’t always go so smoothly in warrior-goddess relationships...

I'm looking for a goddess. Preferably one with similar taste in television. Ideally one who can introduce me to television programs that I would enjoy but don't know exist yet. Will you be the one?

what if we’re not really that strong or intense or a goddess

And his poll numbers will go up again.

I think she’s the human embodiment of a selfie stick.

“WELL MY MOM SAYS I’M CUTE, SO SCREW YOU, ASSHOLE.”

I bet not even half of these guys even live under bridges.

The Difficulty of Bushes

This one seems like an attempt at a French art film.

legitimately thought this was a whale a first glance

My boyfriend’s mother once said to me, and I quote, “I love that you wear sleeveless dresses even though you have huge upper arms. I wish I were that brave.”