There’s something so wrong with our food production and it’s reflected in the pricing more than anything. Where I live a surcharge for non dairy milk is 2 dollars (my preference is coconut or oat) and I never understand why. How is it more expensive to produce oat milk - literally the cheapest grain there is - then…

The power of Christ levels up! The power of Christ levels up!

So...

It’s worth examining what exactly are we nostalgic for.

Be sure to say you don’t like remakes, re-imaginings, spiritual sequels, and actual sequels 30 years after the fact. The pedants will complain if you don’t. :P

That Honey I Shrunk The Kids news sounds terrible thanks. 

I voted for Ivanka’s dog but I’m pretty sure it was a knee jerk reaction just from seeing the word “Trump” on the screen. #triggered

My favorite annual hot take:

This sounds like a very reasonable and diffusive method. Breaking their potential hold on you is important. Don’t let the other person drive the project narrative.

My initial thought was switchblade/dark hallway but your technique is easier on the carpets.

Why not just streamline it all the way so that they offer nothing at all?

Breaking: Chuck E Cheese accused of recycling its animatronics.

Tom died in a car accident and wouldn’t you know, Kate received a heart transplant. The heart was Tom’s. Last Christmas, he gave her his heart.

People tend to be much better about self-reporting when parts of them fall off, though.

BOBBY!

Everyone I’ve ever spoken to about Fantastic Beasts was amazingly disappointed that Colin Farrell turned into Johnny Depp. No one likes Johnny Depp in the role, especially since we’re supposed to believe Jude Law’s character has a thing for Johnny Depp’s character.

Nothing healthier than holding a 50 year grudge against someone. Seek help.

Can I just say I appreciate the inclusion of a write-up, as opposed to just a video.

*pours one out for Blue Ball Machine*