But honestly, I’m still really sad about Alan Rickman

I hate everything right now.

that ponytail looks like a migraine

I don’t get the PRAISE for this apology that I am seeing here, there and everywhere on social media. CK issued a good apology because he was already outed, after years of gaslighting the public about these “ridiculous!!!!” claims and maybe blacklisting a woman comedian who said they were true? Fuck all that noise.…

So yeah guys, if you’re like, “I don’t know what I personally can do to help!”, the thing to do is to call out men, ESPECIALLY YOUR FRIENDS AND COWORKERS AND ACQUAINTANCES when they are creeps and abusers. Especially your friends and coworkers and acquaintances. Especially your friends and coworkers and acquaintances.…

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

A trans woman defeating the guy who tried to pass a bathroom bill is the kind of poetic justice we need.

I love popcorn, but people who make popcorn, burnt or not, in an office, are monsters.

Cutting their nails at their desks?! Fucking monsters! For some reason some people seem to think this an OK thing to do on the subway, and every time I witness it, I pray that they’ll spontaneously combust. DISGUSTING.

Yeah, I don’t want anyone shoes on my couch or coffee table or anything like that.

????????

Counterpoint: all signs point to working in a ‘real office’ as being more or less hell.

Problem solved.

Let’s be honest. Celebrity Brain Crash was beginning to turn into this.

One of my 2 complaints about hamsters is that I can’t float them hedgehog style. The other is that I cannot get them to appreciate baseball. Not even in the postseason.

Claire, you have once again done us all proud with the rightness of your thinking. The candy apple’s sole use is providing a frame of reference for sports car colors.

Hearing someone say gesundheit makes me cringe.

Gladly. Especially as someone with horrendous allergies (of which meds have little effect on) who sneezes CONSTANTLY...Please stop. I’ve had enough. I absolve you of having to say it. I’m tired of hearing it.

I heat my oven to 550F Friday, Saturday, and Sunday to make pizza nearly every week, regardless of season. IDGAF.