Things like this make me feel incredibly old. It doesn’t even cross my mind to wonder about who’s drinking or who’s not — I invite friends I like (and who I think would like each other), we have alcoholic and non-alcoholic offerings at hand, and it doesn’t cross anyone mind to wonder “is that a rum & coke or just a…

I’ve been teetotal all my life, and it’s been a frequent and horrible experience that people deliberately leave me out because they automatically either assume I won’t be fun, or I won’t have fun, where people will be drinking.

I once had a girl walk out on me on a date when she found out I don’t drink; bullet dodged,…

Any furniture store.

I was thinking about his civil rights activism. To me, it seems that it all worked to serve men. He fought for sexual freedom (for men to freely enjoy women), he fought for women to get the pill (so that pregnancies wouldn’t hinder men’s sexual activities with women and men wouldn’t have to worry about being…

These are all euphemisms for sex too, right?

I’m glad your friends are not my friends. They sounds jaded and lame.

Of course it’s not bad! They brought back the original director, writers, makeup and wardrobe people. Last night’s episode was fun and pretty tight. This doesn’t seem like a reboot or reintroduction after 11 years. I’m excited for the season.

It isn’t a short revival though. It got renewed for season 2. Also only one ep has aired. Why spoil the two that have not.

Your head asplode.

Yeah, I can play the guitar. And then Strong Mad comes in on the bass like, DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW DOWWW DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW”, and The Cheat comes in like “And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIGHT”!

“Kill him, but mustn’t kiss him.”

Of course it was. Aside from the pastie, how about the tear-away bodice? They were trying to be provocative. Neither of them would’ve done anything like that by accident, nor would they have done it without the other’s complicity. They simply misjudged the blowback (which, itself, was ridiculous).

This is no joke. I got up today, got fully ready, looked outside, took my pants off, and got back into bed. Working from home today, thanks.

Trump struggles with basic humanity.

Nobody is crying any tears for this poor, beleaguered white girl who was handed a music career based on her whiteness, while a few people tried to steer her away from the cultural appropriation she so needed to commit. Fuck her.

President Obama was the first politician my mom loved since JFK. It was really rough for her that he was leaving and made worse by the fact that Trump is the dirt fucking worst.

I fucking miss you, Obama.

This is what blows my fucking mind: we’re being held hostage by the GOP base. Democrats don’t want DACA ended, establishment Republicans don’t want it ended. It’s literally just the Trump wing of the GOP. It’s infuriating that the Democrats aren’t better at saying, “we’re in the mess we’re in because of the GOP. Stop…

Trumpolini has destroyed any slim hope of his ever being presidential against all tradition and respect for his office. He is an existential threat to this nation and the world. All former Presidents need to break with their tradition and come out forcefully against this lunatic and his terrible policies. Thanks…