Well, nepotism and bigotry it is then. 

People said we needed Jon Stewart most during this election. I think we can all see now that it isn’t true. We desperately need him, now more than ever, to get through the next 4 years.

It’s like watching the United States fall down the stairs.

Also, regarding pulling out, my mother always warned us that, “Every good player dribbles before he shoots.”

Jezebel, I love you so much, but can I please just enjoy this one thing as the world crumbles around me? This is literally the only thing I’m looking forward to as the miserable puce hobgoblin prepares to ascend the iron throne. On a more serious note, I’m a Jewish woman and I’m terrified. My niece is biracial and I’m…

How can they not realize it? What is wrong with them???

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. That loop has been playing in my head all day.

I felt such incredible pride watching her concede—never have I admired her more than her confronting the greatest wall of adversity any of us has ever faced in public life. She was truly presidential through each oncoming wave of adversity and malice, starting 18 months ago. She WAS the president during her speech,…

No.

Man I went into reading this thinking I knew exactly how it was going to go and I was wrong. The questions were good questions that got good answers. I don’t 100% support Cooks agenda but I understand and respect it. She doesn’t mind that fan service exists and doesn’t want it banned or to shun people who like it, she…

I don’t like how the robots are getting all militant about putting things in the bagging area. Now you scan a pack of gum and put it in your pocket like a normal person and you get the DING DING please move item to the bag.

How has this not happened already?!?

Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?

Please clap

No offense, but does anyone reading this article watch the show in question?

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

As a dear friend said on twitter: