I have small quibbles with these rankings, but they are basically correct. The main error most Pop Tart eaters make is not recognizing that, generally, non-frosted Pop Tarts are far superior to frosted Pop Tarts. All frosted Pop Tarts taste like basically the same thing—pure sugar—which is an okay thing, but something…
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I prefer my Pop Tarts untoasted. I haven’t had a toasted Pop Tart in over 30 years...
When I was 26, it meant “do you get drunk and then have sex with strangers?”
Ugh, my woman brain isn’t interested in very many Olympic sports, but the ones it might watch (mostly swimming) will lose about 95% of their appeal if I already know who won. And I HATE that 85% of coverage has always been wading through life stories to get to the three seconds of edited action they deign to show.
The Iliad don’t got shit on this post holy fuck
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Just viewing the tweets between those three is far more entertaining than the new Top Gear ever was.
“Not taking it off road are you?”
these dudes say yes too!
...editor?
a congealing buffalo wing cemented to outgrown armpit hair
He’s also a delight on the new Match Game.
Who the christ needs half a stick of butter for peas?
You're not growing the wheat or the avocados? Poser.
Well, I think this is more ad-driven than anything else - NBC paid eleventy bajillion dollars for the Olympic rights and they're going to wring every penny out of their coverage - but speaking on a more general level, their Olympic coverage is trash and has been for some time now.
Counterpoint: NO.
Hopefully, they will show at least some of the cool stuff that won’t make prime time NBC on their various cable channels. I also despise their coverage mostly for the stuff that they think is so appealing. I really don’t give a fuck about somebody’s “journey”. I want to see them being excellent at what they are…
It’s okay, a rock star or a financier is definitely going to buy it and the lavish reconstruction will be featured in Vogue multiple times.