And i’ve never been obsessive enough to get all that worked up about knowing every little detail about anything,

If you like movies about robots who make jokes

I like these movies! And I am a 28 year old woman! Who never even read comic books!

There's a difference between an open marriage and bringing your husband AND side piece to Thanksgiving.

I should also take this opportunity to say, to the assholes who are so fond of telling women, "We're not mind-readers! If you don't like something a guy is doing, it's up to you to tell him!": Dudes, if it's obvious to an entire group of blind-drunk women that a stranger is uncomfortable, then it should be obvious…

So you were penalized for being prepared? Damn.

I swear to you Cap IS Buffy.

So this'll be the comment that gains an embarrassing number of stars and reminds us how judgmental this community can be.

I say this as the father of a 13 year old boy, get over it. Look at your kid, say what those people are doing is inappropriate, and walk away. Easy peasy. Your child now knows that people do things in public they shouldn't, but when they do she's not going to be deeply scarred and life will go on.

I am stalwart in my against-society opinion that Benedict Cumberbatch is not hot. Peer pressure and all of the world's opinion be damned.

Josh Hartnett has always looked exactly like Tommy Lee Jones to me, and Tommy Lee Jones has always been a million years old, so I can't find either of them attractive.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder indeed.

when my friends find a guy hot I can be pretty sure he is an idiot. when I find a guy hot, I can be pretty sure they find him weird. True stories from my life (ps <3 you friends)

You might be able to do Rogue with a condom if you were really really really really careful about not touching her.

Just for the record, he's not simply "a douche." Under South African law, he made child porn. That doesn't mean he deserved the assault AT ALL, but don't minimize his horrendous actions.

He lost 20 pounds.

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

I knew Man-dy was The One (not really, but this made me like him a lot more) when he first masturbated in front of me. It got me really turned on, so we ended up having sex anyway, but every once in awhile I just lend a hand. Or go back to sleep, depending on my mood. I love that it's not a shameful thing for him. My…

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

You seem to be confusing "thinking its difficult" with "truly not caring enough to even try."