I made a point of looking up a dubious claim on the Internet and then sharing that it was wrong and I had an earful on and off for days over it. Not that she was wrong but that I did not trust her on her word. *grin*

Excuse me? I OWN it. On DVD.

me. Red Tabby, no collar or tags,spayed female, loud meow. You crazy cat lady with cheese flavored treats.

TBH to him, we don't have all the selfies she did take in order to lower his guard.

Still awesome :D

While I do remember the MacGyver theme, it doesn't play in my head: all 80s shows now get some hybrid between A-Team and Magnum P.I. in my head - no matter how hard I try to get it straight.

And again, there is no crime here.

This is why I love Kitchenette. Not only does it bring me joy on Monday mornings and let me pass judgment on others' eating habits, but I also learn a thing or two. :-)

THAT is how you expose someone. Like, I have diabetes right now. Delectable, dahling.

I'm finding it hard to believe he could be scarier than your grandmother.

Shitty click bait title, I came expecting

I myself foud a clever way to unearth the cheating girlfriend years ago.. Prior to the ubiquitous nature of cell phones — let's just call it the late 80's— I suspected my GF of cheating with some other dude— but then also learned he had no idea about me & her. Well, I perfectly timed dropping off a vase full of roses…

That is how you know that your (now) fiance really loves you- when you bawl uncontrollably and snot all over their pajamas and they don't take the ring back in horror.

I suppose that's okay, then! There's just one level of reaction for all major life things, good or bad.

Mark, I have never loved you as much as right now.

Can you send the video to mark.shrayber@jezebel.com? Thanks!

It's weird because that's the same noise you make when your marriage goes down in flames.

Well, I'm about as badass as one can get when we're talking about competency with word puzzles.

THAT MAN HAS A HEART OF STONE!

His mustache alone is reason enough to be optimistic

Isn't.... isn't it just supposed to mean that he loves his grandson?