Oh yeah, I remember when I lived in France I was mildly upset I didn't get to have all my travels stamped throughout the borders on my passport, I brought it along in case but it was never needed, especially on train travel. Once in a while border patrol officers came on board to just look at passports, but it was…

I just rescued my own little kitty! We found him on the highway with his brothers. The others were already rescued, but I think I'm gonna keep this little man. His name is Humphrey Bogart, "Bogie" for short. ^_^

It's addicting. Takes a minute to figure out if what you just did sucked a lot or was freaking awesome. Repelling while rock climbing is my favorite because you have to walk over the edge backwards and you body keeps saying "No, dumb ass, what are you doing??"

any future offspring may well get my last name to prove I can.

Seriously, the more you cook, the more opportunities you have to fuck up. I guess there are some people who perform with ballerina-like grace in the kitchen, but I'm not one of them. I cook a lot. I'm a great fucking cook. And I make a huge, hideous, splattery mess. The harder I try to adopt a manner of Zen-like calm,…

Guys, immersion stick blenders exist for this reason. Did Gwynnie not mention that???

>Doctors sign away their 20's to develop the skills to save others' lives.

Jesus Christ! Not knowing or remembering The Color Purple does not make one "culturally unaware." I am betting you don't know who Satan João is.

The people on this site, I swear to God, are the biggest bunch of self-congratulatory twits.

Chan, I love you, tho.

This whole thread is amazing.

You're awesome.

reference tier: god

I'm so with you. We used to live in a loft-style house with 2 FLIGHTS of open stairs, and I can't count the number of nights I woke up terrified that the baby would find a way to fall through, despite heavy childproofing.

Senior spirit smells like daiquiris!!!!

Your paragraph of Matthew McConaughey's home life deserves a comedy award.

Hot damn this is a beautiful woman

Gobber... a leg to stand on. heh.

I don't want to have to explain to my child what a closet is! We're a chest of drawers family!

BUT YOU MUST! It is swell. And Toothless looks like my cat.

best typo ever? lol