EXACTLY my rant about it, every time! If you just do whatever you are told, even if you are mentally deficient, you will be successful. If you question the status quo at all, you will get fucked up by life, like Lieutenant Dan and Jenny. I mean, Jenny had sex with black men! Of course she was physically abused and got…

One year at Thanksgiving I was watching TV with my sister and her then-girlfriend. I stopped on Forrest Gump and made some dismissive comment. My sister asked me why. I derisively said, “Ugh, it’s self-congratulatory Boomer nostalgia porn.”

I’m reminded of dealing with my toddler. Like how many fucking times do you need to say “that word is NOT yours, DO NOT touch” before grown adults say “oh, okay!”

How did I know someone was gonna come at me with the ol’ “I love NWA so it’s cool” comment?

The index will track 18 criteria—including bullying policies, the ability to maintain a work-life balance, and promotion opportunities—to determine how good companies are at creating an environment where women aren’t being harassed (or at least aren’t reporting it!)

Some of us have no shame or dignity.

Oh, I am so using the sea urchins line. Preparing now for my mother’s head to spin around like that girl in The Exorcist. :D

Seriously. When I see geeks equating Sheldon with blackface, actually using the term “nerdface,” I just can’t even deal with that shit.

Age will do that.

Ever since I turned thirty, my primary method of participating in Black Friday has been as follows:

-Get up around 4 a.m. (I do this anyway, because I have a cat, and the furry little bastard is nothing if he’s not punctual about his goddamned food).

-Take a shower, shave, put on some comfortable…

Hahahaha! You must have failed English. Synonyms are not substitutes for words. Plus remorse is not a synonym for apology. Oh good lord.

Um.... any of the male leads on these shows release statements?

I can see lower down that you finally came to an understanding. I just wanted to give you something else to think about.

He asked a person who answered to him at work to watch him masturbate. There are about five things wrong with that, right there. If you can’t see them, then maybe you really should go and read a sexual harassment handbook.

It saddened me to see so many people commenting in the other story that they don’t believe Takei’s accuser, even when they believe accusers in other cases.

My genuine reaction every time I’m confronted with the fact Melania is FLOTUS:

I LOVED the failed attempt to steer things into Think of the Children territory.... you can always tell when that exit-ramp’s approaching, because they stop referring to the woman as a person & switch to her reproductive status. “As A Mom, shouldn’t you be ashamed of yourself for speaking your truth?”

Never Forget:

If Martin Sheen is anything other than the avuncular president Bartlett of my imagination, I will have no choice but to...idk, I guess cry a whole lot.

When Martin Shkreli isn’t your worst boyfriend.....yikes. Shit’s rough out there, girls.

To be fair, those actors definitely look like they could be siblings.