5.958 Seasons and a Movie!

To be fair, she’s a well known proponent of blackface, which is why we as a society have taken to referencing her only obliquely. 

It kinda looks like a Modigliani now.

I look forward to the scene where they try to prepare John the Savage for civilised society by teaching him to say, “Would that it were so simple.”

I don’t think we can even parse out the ‘nature vs. nurture’ conversation in a society where violence against women is constantly eroticized in every media format, while women themselves are shamed for expressing desire or displaying sexual agency. I know it’s nice to pretend our fantasies exist in a vacuum and our…

For sure. The industry is also remarkably insulated considering how enormous it actually is, and it’s amazing how many women are out there reading ‘dubious consent’ books considering how completely under-the-radar it is to people who don’t read it. It’s almost like if Marvel movies were a secret only men knew about. I…

I saw 2020 Dildo Technology open for My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult in 1994.

Thanks, but I quarantine specifically so I don’t have to be reminded impossibly hot, ageless people and their hateful genetics and charm.

She’s hugely underrated. I think she’s one of those actresses who might have even bigger a career as a comedian if she wasn’t so pretty. 

I loved her in Game Night.

Jameela Jamil should have a show where she and Hannah Simone are sisters who time travel and have adventures fighting the patriarchy

So...

Satire is getting pretty impossible these days, reality always seems to beat it to the punch. 

“[F]ear not, however, for souls could be bought back for a price.”

who should play the talking dog character?

Gimme back my patio furniture!!!

I will NOT think about that

Mel Gibson doing nothing to dispel the idea that cops are psychotic, drunk racists.

Mel Gibson *and* Emile Hirsch? I assume they also tried to get Kevin Spacey but he just wasn’t available?