So Drew is hurting financially is what I learned from this article.

Conan is Commandant Q and his words are inscrutable to a plebian who has not been initiated into the esoteric mysteries of Nikola Tesla (He’s alive and wants to murder Elon even though he’s a pacifist.) and Agnes Nutter. Once you understand the nonlinear nature of reality it will make much more sense to you. 

Taylor Hill if you’re going to do the no pants thing, make sure your pantyhose are shear all the way to the top.

What is a gendered burger?

“I would not rape her on a yacht, I would not rape her with a knot! I would not rape her on a bus! That would just cause too much fuss!  I would not do all of the rapes, all she has are sour grapes!”

As a dyed-in-the-wool Husker, alum, former legislative page and journalist, I certainly have been crushed over the years as the wool has been...lifted from my eyes especially in regards to Nebraskan politics, friends and family. This makes me so proud I’m not lying I snot wept. I had a friend recently ask why I was so…

Wy are so many of them based in Utah? That's a critically important question to ask, I think. 

Just like everything else in life, if you have to tell people that you’re good at something, you’re not.

Celebrity death hoaxes have gotten so dull.

This is the horrifying state of affairs in the U.S. I am a faculty member and used to teach at a Big Name Public University. I taught lecture courses of 240-500 people in ginormous lecture halls with multiple entrances. Luckily for most rooms we could lock the doors so people couldn’t enter, but we could still exit. I…

My niece started her freshman year at UNC-CH last week and was on lockdown yesterday. My nephew/her brother is a junior at UNC-W and they were both in lockdown a few years ago at school just north of Wilmington. I have another niece who started high school today and my son starts middle school tomorrow. I know nobody…

So long as it’s cash up front....

Conclusions drawn seem fairly air tight. No notes.

So I know it’s irresponsible to promote eating so few calories, and I get that publishing celebrity “what I eat in a day” pieces can definitely be promotion.

and now that you’re grown?

Only 3? Even when I was much younger, I’d eat four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.

Spot on. Men are famously unconcerned with women’s physical attributes, and never have anything negative to say about their bodies. No guy I know has ever even commented on a woman’s appearance. It’s all about what’s on the inside.

You see this with suicides. Introduce a gun into the mix and the risk of suicide dramatically increases. Turns out when someone has suicidal thoughts, they’re a lot more likely to talk themselves out of it when there’s NOT an instantly lethal method to easily erase their life sitting in a closet.

Simple facts. The easier it is to get a gun, the more guns there will be in the country, and the more guns there are in the country, the more people, including children, will die preventable deaths. The harder it is to get a gun, the fewer guns there will be, and fewer people, including children, will die preventable…

Ugh. I’m so sorry for the women of Indiana. The only very small consolation that might be on the horizon for them is that Ohioans are (fingers crossed) gearing up to enshrine abortion rights in the state come November. If that happens, then 3 out of the 4 states that border Indiana will have much easier access to…