I actually hope Olivia and John made it work, and then add a third named Newton.

I was Batgirl for Halloween several times and yes, I made my own costume. I have a miniature Batman hanging from my rearview mirror. I carried around a miniature backpack with the Batman logo on it as a purse for several years. My battery operated lawnmower is affectionately called “Batmow”.

As long as Adam West isn’t in it, I’d be down.

Raúl Esparza. Cuban-American, a year younger than Bardem, can sing and act.

I thought the headline was “Celebrities seem to be looking LIKE Ghosts and Aliens Lately” and I have never agreed with a Jez headline more.

I heard Brian Williams does it from a Chinook helicopter while taking fire over the battlefield.

If they’re so in love why do they look so miserable all the time? 

His dead-eyed thing worked weirdly well in Shakespeare in Love, too.

Right! Because everyone knows that when something is taboo and shrouded in mystery, teens assume it’s terrible and immediately lose interest.

I wonder if her and other “Christians” like her are trying to jump start the Apocalypse. I mean if they do it, then Jesus will return and not take them since they seem to have missed his message.

They are wonderful drinking-game fodder, though. Take a drink every time:

You know Candace thought she was being sooo clever in these posts

Being pro-sunlight, exercise, real food, and vitamins isn’t incompatible with being pro-vaccine. 

She’s really committed to grills for life, isn’t she. I always think she’s wearing braces. 

The tone of that blurb is very off putting. Like he doesn’t have a right to have discomfort about the way people reacted. Compare it to the Adele article a few days ago.

I know Dirtbag is snarky, but that blurb about Kumail seems rude unless I’m misinterpreting it. He was excited about his body transformation and shared it with the world. He never had people focus on his body and looks before and realized how uncomfortable it makes him. For him to acknowledge that, I think is…

What do you think the expensive #sponsored bags are for? That’s where they keep them when they’re removed.

Someone slept through their entire Constitutional Law class in law school. 

If your ex says, “Fuck you, fuck everyone who looks like you... actually, you know what? Fuck your whole gender... ah dammit, I’m leaving the only inhabitable planet available to us to never see your gender again...” you mighta been a shitty partner.

I’m too busy with my Lesbian Pirate Armada to conquer space right now.