I would highly recommend everyone listen to Conan‘s latest podcast episode with Melissa McCarthy. She’s an absolute gem and a unique voice in comedy. 

rubbernecking

If the results of an awards show are “unbearable”. If thinking about them “exhausts” you, then stop thinking about them all that much.

Way to blow her cover.....

How is me saving this guy from our local pound, giving him a loving home, fixing his cracked teeth, allergies, matted coat, teaching him to trust, and right now he’s sound asleep on my sofa on a Columbia cooling pillow with the air purifier going and Friends on tv, “cruelty”.

Did Machine Gun Kelly dress like Kanye to complete the look?

She is going to be a Mother!

As a doctor, every time I hear “6 week ban” it drives me f’ing crazy.

I know we’re supposed to have sympathy for people who are handicapped and have to be in wheel chairs, but Abbott and Madison Cawthorn are really testing me on that front.

Ivermectin causes sterilization so how about we all crowd fund a bunch of it and send it down there? 

You mean the men in power could have eliminated rape all this time and they're just now getting started on it?

Is it me or have there been a lot fewer posts on Jez lately?

Its everyone’s business when children are brought into this world who were not welcomed or wanted. I’m all for terminating pregnancies for women who are not ready to face the challenge of parenthood. I’m trying to understand how they became pregnant in the first place - it might help to put more and more effective…

Um, the sheriff WAS shot. It’s literally the first line of the song.

Probably said that right before playing a blues song.

Best argument I’ve seen so far for arming teachers in a Stand Your Ground state.

Absolutely.  That baby is still chasing that dollar.

My sister was a stellar “show choir” performer in Southern California in the early aughts and just RECENTLY my mom told her, for the first time, that Disney called her senior year and wanted her to audition or whatever. My mom shut them down and never said a word to my sis, who was an A+ student on her way to an…