god i miss deadspin

The whole Talley vs. Wintour thing always feels like Alien vs. Predator to me. I mean, neither of them seems like a particularly good person, so I’m not sure who “wins” out of this. I certainly don’t feel like I’m winning.

You’ll like this one too. It’s from last year, but perfect.

He looks like he is about to put those weights down, turn a chair around and sit on it backwards and rap with us about peer pressure

I have also heard people call J.K. Rowlings out for her alleged racism as there are very few Harry Potter Schools of Magic in the developing world. I, for one, feel as though she can open her schools wherever she likes and that Europe and the United States are more likely to be attracted to her commercial vision of…

I just checked with my high school history teacher, and it turns out that if we don’t vote, Trump can be reelected. I know electing someone else won’t solve all our problems, but I can’t help but feel like it might be a step in the right direction.

Is this the second day in a row where this column has bashed voting? 

Is Reese Witherspoon’s comment bad? Seems like a good starter list to me

Olivia Jade’s statement reads as something contrived and staged for her next social debut. It’s as if she is just rowing it in again.

In a crazy twist his long lost sin daughter turns out to be half duck !?!?!

Is it terrible I mistakenly read that as “POS”?
Yeah, it’s terrible.

No eczema so far, though I live in fear that I’ll inherit my mother’s psoriasis.

It’s always nice to see Samin Nosrat continue to be awesome. Hopefully she has another show in the works.

Samin Nosrat is a light and I really did appreciate her Instagram stories about being anti-racist. I hadn’t made the Alison Roman connection, but that does feel like something she could probably stand to hear.

wouldn’t it be visible penis outline (VPO) rather than a VPL? I mean look at that Hammo pic ... not an outline but more like a topographical. And for me, that looks damn uncomfortable. Commando works in porns but IRL ya gotta have a layer of somethin’ betwixt your front & back and your khakis. Ya take a pisser and…

as gay man, VPL is only acceptable in a sleazy gay bar

A full bush helps prevent it, but that’s apparently out of style now....

Has “camel” stopped looking like a real word to anyone else?

I don’t know what his problem is but at one point yesterday he was visibly using his left hand to hold his right arm down, then he let it sort of rise for no reason, like he couldn’t control it. He can’t even stand still with dignity for a few seconds, he’s constantly twitching and contorting his face like a small…

I don’t know why, but when I see “Leslie Jordan,” I always think “Leslie Jones.”