She called Wallis “cocky.” The Onion is the one who made the “cunt” joke, then deleted it.

am i the only one who thought that was a very heavily (and shittily) tattooed Jon Cryer instead of Pete?

strong Lena Dunham vibes from Alison Roman, so I imagine we’ll just hear shit like this again. and again. and again.

You can delete “with a button and/or zipper” over here.

Oh look, I have something in common with Grimes’ mom!

the bowls of cigarettes is so fucking iconic, like things you read about golden age Hollywood stars. 

Republican Senator John Kennedy is worried that the House Dems’ new covid-19 aid package will force him to “wear a mask in the shower.” [MSNBC]

Fantastic list! And whole heartedly support the presence of Empress Mathilda. However, I think Elizabeth I is just a little too reserved to make a good housewife, she keeps her cards very close to her chest (but maybe she could balance that out with some Erika Jane-esque style and flamboyance?) I would replace her…

This is...relevant to my interests.

It’s like someone said, “What would the Wives wear if The Handmaid’s Tale took place in Tampa?”

Translation: Cutler run out of money.

꧁ ༒ Gℜiꪔ⃕es ༒꧂

The final straw was when Charles Woodson kept intercepting their kids when Jay would drop them off at day care.

Few people seem more annoying to quarantine with than Jerry Seinfeld

I knew I liked you. I bleed green and gold. 

You say old, I say tasteful. :) I too worship at the altar of Debi Mazar. But I do get a secret kick out of the Jay Cutler crap simply because I’m a lifelong Packer fan and he played for da Bears - and no one on the Bears liked him either.

“… the best is prevention.”

JK I’m listening to Arular first.

I see Joshua Jackson has experienced the Russel Wilson phenomenon, wherein an objectively nice person is cheated on (with a far less objectively desirable person) and dumped by their partner only to rebound with an impossibly gorgeous new person and live happily ever after.

Jockstraps.