She might enjoy her wine with Ice Cube, but she likes her gin ‘n’ juice with Snoop Dogg.

How did they een find that picture of Burton? Looks like Bill Murry doing a sad Mr Rogers sketch on SNL.

The takeaway I get from Tiger King is if you want to start a cult, use animals as your cover story. I’m currently in negotiations with my sister’s two cats, offering them positions as my consigliere and security chief, respectively.

Whoa easy there. Caftans? Gotta walk before we run. Better get some statement necklaces from a jewellery pyramid scheme first. 

I started greying as a teenager and have been coloring my roots since I was in my early 20s. At 41, I’m using this opportunity to find out what it really looks like. I told my friends I’ll be in caftans before this is over.

In more important UK news. Hopefully this will also soon be made available to those of you in the US, and not subject to the sort of price gouging that your healthcare is known for.

Thank you! I'm  a litttttttle fed up with hearing about all the free time people have right now since I've had to stay up til midnight to read Jezebel and pee by myself. Like I try to explain to childless people, trying to clean the house while the children are home is like brushing your teeth while eating oreos.

I explained to my son (8 year old aspie) how when Isaac Newton's college closed because of a plague he developed calculus and now my kid says he's going to invent some new math.

Appropo of absolutely nothing, except my shelter-in-place boredom:

Viruses don’t attack Trumps for the same reason sharks don’t attack lawyers.

Tom and Rita leaving the hospital is the news I needed to hear on this horrible day.

I’ve learned some moderately interesting things about the Love Is Blind cast

I hope Pete Davidson starts dating Lena Dunham so this site will explode.

“Rich People Have Always Been Assholes During Plagues”

I am 100% team Stallion on this one (God, I hope she doesn’t suddenly start supporting rapists and conspiracy plots). First I hatted that James Smith for trying to take the name Prince, there is only one Prince and even if he is deceased you cannot slide your sceezy ass in his spot. Than he insults Megan’s mother,…

“We don't have mirrors. Mother says they're sinful."

“Vice President Pence, your running mate has been continuously referring to Senator Warren by a racist moniker for female native Americans. How can you look at yourself in the mirror every morning?”

I wish it weren’t Biden, either. But I think the hope over fear binary is a bit silly. Anybody who looks at the remaining list of candidates and isn’t a little bit afraid about any of them being the nominee is being blinded by something, and I’m not sure it’s hope.

Timberlake should have kept his dick in a box.

The sponcon could have been way less weird if she only used the caption “YOU try looking sexy while your house smells like baby vomit. Febreze: get your horny on, save your gag reflex for the good shit.”