I don’t think they’ll be eligible until next year. I know the Ukraine call was recorded earlier in the year, but it wasn’t released in time for a nomination. 

Joan Collins can kiss my denim-clad ass.

Jeans are the best for good butt-havers and as a good butt-haver I’m going to wear jeans forever. I used to think skinnies were the best and only, but the new wider cuts are also pretty fantastic. 

Jeans have a body type and cut requirement that’s not very accessible for everyone. Adding lycra to them has helped, but there’s still a large part of humanity that won’t look as good as a small part of humanity.

Kerrygold.  Trust me on this, it’s worth every penny.

No comment on activists or vegans, but that is a terrible idea for a tatoo. I hate it. And why pay a bunch of money for Kat Von D to do it if it’s literally just block letters. Did I mention I hate it? I hate it.

You know, i remembered after I published that he is an accused rapist, but would love to state for the record that nothing about Roethlisberger is hot. Just Minshy. Thank you. 

*A Song for You [we don’t capitalize prepositions]

I visited the vibrator necklace website and had a good chuckle at some of the reviews there.

Since this seems to be turning into a black cat appreciation thread, I present my snuggleboi:

I came here for one thing and one thing only.....Hover cat

Here’s a video of my void boi™ getting grilled cheese while the pup watches jealously:

I really tried, but I couldn’t resist showing off Teddy Perkins, my very own little panther. He highly supports this proposed NFL rule change.

I was ‘self-partnered’ throughout much of my teenage years, and while it was perfectly fine for my mental health my wrist joints sound like a cement mixer.

Man, black cats are the best. I appreciate any opportunity to share my beautiful little gremlin with the world. Heres Dahlia...she doesn’t much care for football but would make a killer table tennis player.

As a Gawker refugee who decamped to Deadspin despite only a passing interest in sports, this content speaks to me. Thank you. 

An introspective, well written piece.  Truly what we need for these troublesome times.

Counterpoint https://deadspin.com/tag/disgusting-baseball-chins