In honor of Deadspin:

A comment that can keep me satisfied.

Damn those pants are super tight , there is no way I would fit into them unless…
I better shape up.

If you want a real chilling example of the LDS approach to gynecology, when I lived in California years ago there was a large Mormon community not too far away where many of the wives all went to the same LDS OBGYN. They were so ill-informed about what went on in a normal gyno visit and so lacking in fundamental…

I knew it was absolutely way too early because I imagined her bouncing Elizabeth down the steps of Buckingham Palace while screaming, “Take it all, Bitch”.

Still, as someone who suffers with fine, flat hair, I’d love to know what she did to make it look like that.  Her product game was pretty strong

There’s something off about this whole story. Diana was married to the heir to the throne. If I were her, to take my revenge, I would say to my “wicked stepmother,” “From here on out you will address me by my formal title”, and here it is, according to wiki:

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

There is someone named Tuppence Middleton. [Just Jared]

If this is the case then it says much more about Baldwin than Gomez. And, ultimately, how insecure she must feel. Thats pure speculation on my part. Working thru some shit and letting it out in a song is not saying she’s still in love with him or anything. Its catharsis. 

She moonlights as a bartender a couple of nights a week down at TJ Calamity’s in the Old Orchard Mall. 

Must be visiting BYU

Can you guys please turn off autoplay? I’m getting unrelated video playing automatically in the sidebar, within stories, and in stories below the one I’m reading. It’s really fucking annoying.

I believe the real reason Paul Rudd knows so much about the Titanic, is that he was onboard when it sank and managed to make it into a lifeboat. Dude’s immortal.

Ok, I love the write up but honestly?

. . . this is cute as hell.

I can guess at everything on that menu, I just want to know what makes potatoes “new.”

Yes. Create a board called “Im breaking up with you” and you just pin links to things like “best solo adventures”

I’m pretty indifferent to reality stars but goddamn if LC doesn’t nail it every single fucking time. I actively hate baby announcements but this is adorable. 

Bigotry with a hug is still bigotry.

“freelance Chanel security guard Gigi Hadid...”