To be fair to Pence the vapors from Pompeo’s jock would probably peel paint off a battleship.

This. To hell with the inevitable cries of “ageism” that we’ll be hearing from Bernie’s supporters. This job sucks the life out of those who take it seriously. Remember how quickly it wasted Obama? Now the public will be considering that for a man in his late 70's who now has cardiac issues.

I wish him a speedy…

A moo point as well.

Sometimes it isn’t pain, per se, but rather better described as tightness. 

Is “chest discomfort” the way a political campaign says “chest pain”...?

The UAW is aware of the impact of EVs

FUCK YES I would buy Ina Garten’s memoir.  Where the hell do I get on the waiting list?

CATASS AND I DEMAND THE CHIEF QUEEF BRIEF!

WHAT TELL US MORE

“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.”

I don’t necessarily feel bad for him but I also agree that he’s not necessarily at fault for Demi’s choices. I can absolutely see her hiding her true feelings about the threesomes and the extent of her substance use. Addicts are really good at that. He was not in a great relationship and they both had their own shit.…

I’m not a young person or a straight woman so.....  there’s that. But, there must be more to Pete than meets the eye.  He’s far from handsome and his style sense is heinous.  He dresses like a five-year old whose parents don’t give a shit. His SNL shtick is a poor man’s Adam Sandler.  Plus, he’s really and truly…

I real ‘serial cheater’ as ‘serial killer’, I am ashamed to say that for a nano second I was more interested in this story. I feel like it is in the past for most of the people who would be affected by it, it should maybe stay there?

Nice is ultrabland as far as descriptors go, but god bless a celebrity mother for refraining from further comment on her daughter’s dating life.

“I was about to push the button on a really snarky tweet. Then I saw my son, daughter, and wife and I deleted it.”

Give it a rest, Wendy. 

If it’s any consolation, I was born into a Buddhist household in Vietnam before coming to the US as a 4 year-old war refugee in 1975 and adopted Christianity. I guess that makes it a wash..?

So you’re saying I can have your pickle spear

Or the one with the twins who THINK they are fraternal twins but it turns out there was an accident during one of their circumcisions and the parents decided to raise the child as a girl and once the twins find out they murder their doctor, but since they’re biological twins there is no way to determine who actually…

Gwyneth is pretty tight with Jay Z (her kids call him uncle), so they could reignite an East Coast/ West Coast beef over quinoa casseroles or some shit.