Why, do the boxes taste better? 

Ok if you’re worried about whether or not you’re having sex with other people when you’re on a break instead of the problems in your relationship that led to your break you’re 1000% about to get your ass dumped. Just saying.

I believe that attendance on Rush St or Division bars are a prerequisite for your Naperville card.

I think it’s really easy to be nostalgic about the early ‘00s if you didn’t have to live through the era of 3" zipper low-rise jeans and navigate the politics of visible thongs.

The only way this could be more Chicago is if you ended up blacked out at the Hangge Uppe later that night.

The man was the .gif that keeps on .giffing.

The Hummels! Not Hubbles. It’s like Moors/Moops.

Belated: Yup. And I think about this encounter all the time while listening.

Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall was peak Brad Pitt. He was on my dorm room walls. So beautiful. He was carved as shit in Fight Club, but nowhere near as stunning.

can y’all at least start hyperlinking to instagram in the text, please, since kinja can’t figure out how to display ig posts on mobile?

I honestly thought this was a great photo of Kellyanne Conway.

a guy with a brain injury.

She's in Australia, it's all upside down

Justin Theroux will forever be Vaughn from the Shortcomings episode of Sex and the City in my mind. 

Those shorts are fucking ugly.

Can’t WAIT until she learns about how awful child molesters are.

Update via Sickthings, the main Alice Cooper fan site:

Scaling back the spirits is no way to get pregnant, young lady.

On the bright side I get a nice evening buzz on much less wine. Cheaper. 

It wasn’t a board game, but was a game (show) set in a mall - does anyone else remember “Shop ‘til You Drop”?