As a white male between 35 and 50 (although I AM shamefully Catholic instead of a God fearing real Christian) I will “Mansplain” why everything and everyone is wrong.

“Needs more cats.”

My favorite part was when she turned into a jungle cat and attacked and mauled him.

Cain? No I’m Welling. Cain was the guy before me.

I think you can make a good movie/show of Vonnegut’s work (the previous Slaughterhouse-5 movie, Mother Night), but it’s never going to be “Vonnegut.” Something about his tone seems almost impossible to get off the page and onto the screen.

Slaughterhouse-Five is one of my very favorite novels, so my “Don’t Fuck This Up” Meyer is in the red right now. That said, given the current state of novel-to-TV adaptations right now, there’s actually a good chance they can pull it off. Certainly, I have more confidence about the project than I would ten years ago.

Or maybe a character that is 30 years old needs to adapt to the world changing around it.  

Probably. Amazing how more and more prescient the end of that 15 year old clip show episode has gotten. 

Same, but replace “first” with “only.”

Pratt creeps me out. I read a quote from some other male actor (maybe another of the Chrises) about how Pratt is really charming, and the other actor was intimidated by that charm. That makes me think Pratt is manipulative and is probably acting a little bit when he’s not on camera. Along with his comments about…

I’m familiar with dickmatization, but I’m also familiar with the idea that women like Jennifer Lawrence generally don’t need to compromise.

A child rapist and child sex-trafficker. Prison inmates have standards, and this monster is not going to meet them. I imagine he will be spending a lot of time isolated for his safety.

He will be put in protective custody. The minute he steps into gen pop, his life is forfeit.

Let this serve as another cautionary tale, yet again, why nobody should name their kid ‘Brock.’

Some of the adult women involved may have been trafficked themselves when they were kids.

The sentencing guidelines factor in time off for good behavior. If this guy keeps his nose clean, he could be out as early as 2217.

Nice to see scum like this go down for life (can someone explain to me why the US has that weird system of hundreds of years sentences?) but my god did the rest of them get off with nothing. “Contributing to delinquency of a minor” and effectively getting away with no punishment for using drugs to pimp out children…

I think Pratt might be too Jesusy and right wing for her. Anna Faris seemed to assert her independence with a large donation to Planned Parenthood along with the rest of the castmembers on her show, and she’s also been more outspoken about politics.

God, why do I know this? Escapism makes me remember the dumbest…