Idk if it’s my age or just being desensitized by 2017 or what but...I ain’t got time for fucking studies like this. The level at which I’m over them is zen-like in its completeness. My reaction was a slow-eyed blink and some dark unsettling place between numbness, rage and just not today. They can take their fear…

I’d almost almost almost (but still not quite) feel sorry for her if she weren’t a privileged dipshit whose family fortune is built on failing up. She has to reap everything she sows, and will do so in luxury that is almost entirely undeserved.

Oh, shit! You don’t know what “petty” means, do you?

Here you go: http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/24/politics/trump-denali-mt-mckinley/index.html

I’m probably going to get a lot of use out of Lisa’s intro line: “What you’re about to see is so disgusting, you’ll watch Game of Thrones to calm down!”

“Why in God’s name did they choose to CGI it instead of doing it in stop-motion?”

The Exorcist one was ok, I guess. The Coraline one I liked, in part because I liked Coraline so much. The third one was just gross.

I dunno, the last segment kind of got to me — it may have been pretty bloodless but the premise is genuinely queasymaking. Which may say more about what bothers me than it does about the episode itself. I still liked it better than the last couple of Treehouse of Horrors, though.

Um, I can’t forget it. HOMER ATE HIMSELF! B+

I think you are the only other person I’ve ever seen who remembers “She’s Out of Control.” Which is a completely ridiculous movie so of course 11 year old me thought it was so great when I saw it. That movie is how I fell in love with Matthew Perry, who plays an awful jerk, but I thought he was so hot.

I think that is almost certainly going to be the ending, but that doesn’t cure having the entire movie be about the value of a woman’s virginity to me. The line that really clinches it is when John Cena’s wife asks if his father acted that way when he lost his virginity and he said his dad just high fived him.

This kind of thing worked in the 80s and 90s because it acted as irony: The idea of men who grew up in the most sexually liberated and even overindulgent time of America, the 70s, being the most prudish and old-fashioned when it came to their daughters. It was funny because it was true. A part of the gimlet eye cast…

Prom night never lives up to the hype. Consider it successful if no one pukes on your shoes.

Yeah, I’ve said this before, but between Macfarlane’s presence and the initial marketing, people can’t seem to wrap their head around a.) what this show actually is and b.) what it is they *think* the show should be.

To me: it’s a light AF Star Trek show, with a dash of humor and earnestness that just so happens to…

Honestly at this point I’m no longer viewing this as a comedy except incidentally. It’s basically just a Star Trek, and not bad at it.

Beetlejuice 2! Beetlejuice 2! Beetlejuice 2!

For some reason my parents didn’t mind me and my little sister watching Beetlejuice all the time as children and I think it was the first time I heard the F word in a movie. I thought it was so bad ass that I would rewind and rewatch when he says “nice fucking model” because Keaton delivers it so good.

You Bastard!

What timeline of Heston’s character? The meat of her comment is “this is the movie that I watched in the theater with the director for a costume reference, and is in fact the movie most clearly used as the reference for the whole film”. It has nothing to do with which movie came first, it has to do with 1) the…

Here come the mansplainers to mansplain mansplaining to us.